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Boxcover of the Week: It’s all in the presentation

It’s like the slave market in “Roots,” except they’re white Europeans and it’s an anus.

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Boxcover of the Week: Sexual Melancholia makes me think of bowling

With all of Ms. Taylor’s significant holes and protuberances so close together, mightn’t the world explode?

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Boxcover of the Week: Bait And Increase

This is like the Buca di Beppo of porn movies

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Boxcover of the Week: Unrequited

I feel sorry for poor Europornstress Inna, here, whose devotion to Abby seems one-sided.

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Boxcover of the Week: Spelling at it’s not so greatest

I have seen Hustler’s “Busty Beauties: Top Shelf Titties” and I think it’s a winner, but Damn: If I didn’t get it for free, the whole Student Loan infrastructure would turn over in its grave if I shelled out cash for pornography with a spelling error on it.

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Boxcover of the Week: The Pussy Is Just A Diversion

“I agree that there is a lot of pusssy, but surely that can’t be all that’s down here. Hold on—I’ll check.”

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Gangbang or get off the babysitter, but for Christ’s sake get your finger out of your mouth

I defy you to tell me why switching the boxcovers of “Gangbang Extreme Teens” and “Fuck the Babysitter” would make a damn bit of difference.

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Boxcover of the Week: Anointing Baby Cakes

Maybe if I wear sunglasses, my wife won’t notice me watching Sean Michaels cock-drape her?

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Evolution of a Porn Boxcover: “Tosh Porn Oh”

The boxcover for “Tosh Porn Oh” now conforms to the high standards porn audiences demand.

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Boxcover of the Week: “French Farm Girls” meet Chinese Photoshop

I imagine those Chinese county administrators would have had a much better time in France.

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Boxcover of the Week: Think Like the Bug

All the arachnids on Klendathu couldn’t convince me that Sophia Sutra’s pussy isn’t worth citizenship.

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Boxcover of the Week: Watching My Daughter Go Doobie

All that uncertainty is right there in the photo. It is as if all the Doobies had watched their daughters go black and were shaken by the experience.

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Boxcover of the Week: I think you know already, Arial Rose

“Teach me to be a nasty girl!” reads the pink-stroked text. Not only is she topless and pulling her panties down, but the font is pink-stroked!

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Boxcover of the Week: Girls won’t get you pregnant, Tori Black

Everyone knows that spread legs are a woman’s way of saying “impregnate me and tie me to the Earth.”

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Pornollaneous 10.7.10

“If any of these women appear in an anal scene in just one more movie, consumers will know their anuses haven’t been annihilated and will want their money back.”

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Pornollaneous 9.9.10

Saying Nothing, Boxcovers of Note, AVN India, Porn Goes Up A Few Tax Brackets, Observation: LanceTM

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