It’s like the slave market in “Roots,” except they’re white Europeans and it’s an anus.

With all of Ms. Taylor’s significant holes and protuberances so close together, mightn’t the world explode?

I feel sorry for poor Europornstress Inna, here, whose devotion to Abby seems one-sided.

I have seen Hustler’s “Busty Beauties: Top Shelf Titties” and I think it’s a winner, but Damn: If I didn’t get it for free, the whole Student Loan infrastructure would turn over in its grave if I shelled out cash for pornography with a spelling error on it.

“I agree that there is a lot of pusssy, but surely that can’t be all that’s down here. Hold on—I’ll check.”

It’s important to learn how to read

…because your tongue is occupied

Maybe if I wear sunglasses, my wife won’t notice me watching Sean Michaels cock-drape her?

I imagine those Chinese county administrators would have had a much better time in France.

Sorry, Fellas: he’s married.

All that uncertainty is right there in the photo. It is as if all the Doobies had watched their daughters go black and were shaken by the experience.

“Teach me to be a nasty girl!” reads the pink-stroked text. Not only is she topless and pulling her panties down, but the font is pink-stroked!

“If any of these women appear in an anal scene in just one more movie, consumers will know their anuses haven’t been annihilated and will want their money back.”

Saying Nothing, Boxcovers of Note, AVN India, Porn Goes Up A Few Tax Brackets, Observation: Lance^TM