“It says that the only way to keep Interstellar Beings from entering our skulls is to wear hats if you are female or sunglasses if you are male,” Siffredi said. “And you see, I have already purchased sunglasses.”
Porn boxcovers, according to the Journal of Fabricated Statistics, account for 87 percent of the reason people buy a particular DVD. Gram Ponante talks with the team behind Elegant Angel’s elegant boxcovers.
Look at my fucking breasts! I, Victoria Puppy, am displaying them for you like they are cutlets for you to brush with oils and grill. What is so interesting my yellow panties? I have not stuck chocolates or rabbits down there for you to find.
Putting a blowjob front and center on the cover of an anal movie suggests that women who give blowjobs also do anal, which is never a slam dunk.
It’s like the slave market in “Roots,” except they’re white Europeans and it’s an anus.
With all of Ms. Taylor’s significant holes and protuberances so close together, mightn’t the world explode?
I have seen Hustler’s “Busty Beauties: Top Shelf Titties” and I think it’s a winner, but Damn: If I didn’t get it for free, the whole Student Loan infrastructure would turn over in its grave if I shelled out cash for pornography with a spelling error on it.
So much better than “Filthy Fellating Fetuses.”
“I agree that there is a lot of pusssy, but surely that can’t be all that’s down here. Hold on—I’ll check.”
It’s important to learn how to read
I defy you to tell me why switching the boxcovers of “Gangbang Extreme Teens” and “Fuck the Babysitter” would make a damn bit of difference.
I imagine those Chinese county administrators would have had a much better time in France.