Boxcover of the Week: Watching My Daughter Go Doobie
All that uncertainty is right there in the photo. It is as if all the Doobies had watched their daughters go black and were shaken by the experience.
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Boxcover of the Week: I think you know already, Arial Rose
“Teach me to be a nasty girl!” reads the pink-stroked text. Not only is she topless and pulling her panties down, but the font is pink-stroked!
Boxcover of the Week: Girls won’t get you pregnant, Tori Black
Everyone knows that spread legs are a woman’s way of saying “impregnate me and tie me to the Earth.”
Pornollaneous 10.7.10
“If any of these women appear in an anal scene in just one more movie, consumers will know their anuses haven’t been annihilated and will want their money back.”
Pornollaneous 9.9.10
Saying Nothing, Boxcovers of Note, AVN India, Porn Goes Up A Few Tax Brackets, Observation: LanceTM
Pornollaneous 8.26.10
Vivid releases gonzo bathing suit line, suggests all porn is a lie; Digital Sin makes my testicles recede; Jamye Waxman confirms I have a great face for radio; Ryan Keely shows admirable restraint by not mentioning Narfs
Pornollaneous 7.29.10
Fuentes is a very nice person, as well as a better dresser than Steven Tyler.
I think this nice Spanish lady is going to masturbate with a defused nuclear warhead
This is the only conclusion I can come up with from the boxcover, other than “I’ve always hated Whit Stillman.”
You can’t apologize with a cock in your mouth
I often tell my parishioners that saying sorry doesn’t mean anything if evidence of the crime is hanging out of the same hole the apology is coming from.
The Power of the Dawn of Man seduces you
If you are not familiar with this series from Pink Visual, it features scripted (but it’s easy to forget) vignettes of predatory couples prowling parking lots for innocent teens to debase. It feels real to me.
Asians, teens, and interracial porn: What boxcovers tells us about the audience
I will be speaking at the International Conference on Creampies and the Fisting Arts (ICCFA) next week at the Hague and have brought some visual […]
Boxcover of the Week: Swallow the yellow thick load, Dorothy
There is a lot of self-righteous hand-wringing lately about depictions of the tender black/white relationships found in interracial porn and, while no one bats an […]
Boxcover of the Week: I Can’t Believe You Sucked A Negro 3
As you know, the Journal of Invented Statistics reported that 97.3 percent of DVD sales came as a result of boxcover photos alone. That is […]
The Remains of the Pussy, or Cuntum of Phallus
As part of my relentless crusade for justice, I submit to you the boxcover of Viv Thomas’ Pussies on View 2. Notice anything specifically not […]
Abby Winters: Oi my aching back
I imagine the women of Australia’s Abby Winters studio blithely masturbating themselves into a Girls Only/sex positive stupor as outside dingos eat their babies and […]
Covers of the week: The prehensile ass of Kiki Vidis
According to the Department of Invented Statistics, 98 percent of porn titles are bought on the basis of cover art alone (that’s why the designer […]