In April of this year I traveled to a place called Glendale on the very edge of Los Angeles, just past Thunderdome on the way to Oblivion. East of Glendale, Southern California musters up a last bit of courage and becomes Pasadena, which acts as sort of a “Glendale? What was I thinking?” but then [...]
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“Roller Dollz” cop a wheel
With plenty of outside shots of millennial Malibu and the joy of watching eight girls in a rollergangbang on a Glendale parquet floor, RollerDollz will drain your ball bearings.
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Kayden Kross, jealous boyfriends, and the pitfalls of real estate tycoonery
People who come to this site for the latest poorly-spelled and ill-vetted porn world gossip have always been horribly disappointed. Why, the last time I printed gossip was when I commented (exactly two years ago) on the rampant speculation that I had been sold to Playboy. Regardless, the delightful Kayden Kross, formerly of Vivid and [...]
Carolina Jones And the Broken Covenant
Studio: Adam & EveDirector: Ethan KaneCast: Ava Rose, Bree Olson, Nikky Blonde, Roxy Panther, Steve Holmes, James Brossmon, Karim, Alex and David Perry Each month I write a movie review column with Joanne Cachapero in XBiz. which, like its rival AVN, is an advertiser-sponsored trade publication. I was asked to tone down my critique of [...]
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Don’t go breaking my Covenant
As America’s foremost critic of pornographic and pornotextual material (it even says so on my parking space), I am often asked, upon writing an unfavorable review of a movie, what right I have to say so if I have never directed or performed in a pornographic movie? A reasonable question if one disregards the following [...]
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Memphis Monroe’s nipples get Clubbed
Kentucky’s own Memphis Monroe adorns the cover of September’s Club International magazine, but her nipples do not. “I took a double take,” Monroe said. “I was like ‘When the hell did my nipples become tan and look fake?’” I have never understood why nipples were chosen as the part of the breast to obscure in [...]
Buffet line in the Czech Republic – call for submissions
Here is an image from the movie Carolina Jones and the Broken Covenant, which I just reviewed for an upcoming issue of the adult trade journal XBiz Premiere. What assumptions can you make about the movie by looking at this picture? There sure is a lot to think about! I’d like you to tell me. [...]
Erotica L.A. in a nutrag
As the adult industry adapts to a changing economy it also continues to evolve. Nowhere was porn’s dedication to the new sexual aesthetic more apparent than at this weekend’s Erotica L.A., in which fans in and out of wheelchairs sampled the erotic future of 22″ rims, glass bongs, and scented candles. And, in a tribute [...]
Gödel, Escher, Bree Barrett
Here’s 20-year-old newcomer Bree Barrett (no relation*) in a couple of Lulu/Goldie Hawn poses that are both retro and graphic. I was intrigued that one of her talents is Bach parties. As you can imagine, the porn world jumps back and forth between Vivaldi’s “Four Seasons” and Holst’s “Mars, Bringer of War” with very little [...]
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“The Surrender of O” first look
The sequel to O: The Power of Submission will be released in September, just in time for submission for AVN award consideration. The new version stars Bree Olson as the title character, and I think her facial expression here says it all. Two angles of the same picture. Either way there are some strong adhesives [...]
Bree Olson’s future planning
On the set of the Adam & Eve/Zero Tolerance co-production Rollerdollz at Glendale’s Moonlite Rollerway, Bree Olson improvised a line in a scene with Mikey Butders that told me she will have a long career in this business. “Fuck that little hole,” she said. “Loosen it up for the next guy.” In the same way [...]
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Report: Ohio voters concerned smiles, ass-fucking at odds
I have harbored these two DVDs in my office for nearly a month but have been scared to open them, because I am confused. The sweet, corn-fed smiles of Aubrey Addams and Bree Olson say “Give me a paper route!” not “Fuck me up the ass.” My mind has not been this divided since I [...]
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Free to Bree O or E
I haven’t had this much trouble since Amy Ried. Adam & Eve contract star Bree Olson, who won her Best New Starlet AVN award as Bree Olson, and has an excellent blog that makes me want to put on a few pounds and install cable on BreeOlson.com, is all over the web as Bree Olsen. [...]
From Carmen to Kayden
Carmen Luvana’s contract with Adam & Eve will end on January 1, 2008 and Kayden Kross will take her place in the trio of the company’s contract stars. Carmen will be making personal appearances on a per-assignment basis for the Hillsborough, NC-based company, and Kross, who until October was a Vivid girl and prior to [...]
Adam & Eve’s house that porn built
North Carolina porn concern Adam & Eve joined with a local Habitat for Humanity to build a house for a formerly unlucky family, and they didn’t construct it from copies of Tailgunners, either. I asked A&E public relations director Katy Zvolerin if the Hillsborough family knew that part of their new home was constructed by [...]
Bree Olson to Hustler: Please, not on my face
Hustler has of late sent out screeners of its movies with a pink sticker attached. The sticker lets potential fences know that enclosed is a movie for review purposes only; you can’t jerk off to it or sell it. Because I consider my job as an occasional reviewer to be a Sacred Trust between Mr. [...]
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