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“Cleaning up the girls”: Elegant Angel’s elegant boxcovers

November 14, 2012 Gram the Man 1

Porn boxcovers, according to the Journal of Fabricated Statistics, account for 87 percent of the reason people buy a particular DVD. Gram Ponante talks with the team behind Elegant Angel’s elegant boxcovers.

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MontagFoto 10.11.10

October 11, 2010 Gram the Man 0

Because you never know when you’re going to get short.

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“Mork & Mandy”: Once, people would buy anything

February 12, 2010 Gram the Man 1

Would it have killed them to throw in an Exidor? Yes, probably. But Tyler Faith fills me with Mearth.

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Stoya finds cigarettes, pierogies in Philadelphia

May 21, 2008 Gram the Man 3

I like Stoya because she reminds me of an Edward Gorey character with all the working parts Gorey himself wasn’t interested in. I also think […]

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Untitled Briana Banks project

March 16, 2006 Gram the Man 1

Briana Banks, the Vivid Girl described as “Jenna Jameson’s slutty younger sister”, volunteered for the chance to do things Vivid girls don’t normally do (like, […]

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