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2022 XRCO Awards Show Promises a Load of Redemption

April 6, 2022 Gram the Man 0

The XRCO Awards show is a mighty cable connecting us to our hairier porn forebears.

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PR: JOI de Vivre

July 21, 2020 Gram the Man 0

You may be saying, “But Grams, that is, without a doubt, the One Thing I need no instruction about.”

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Mamas, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up To Say “Mama’s Got Big Boobs”

July 24, 2013 Gram the Man 2

Somewhere between Ingenue and Cougarhood, a decision is made to put all that shit In Your Face.

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Anals of Medicine: “Butthole Barrio Bitches”

January 2, 2013 Gram the Man 0

You know how there’s no atheists in foxholes? That has nothing to do with barrio bitches and their buttholes.

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Porn of the Ancient World: “Body Heat” or: “This Ain’t Body Heat” or: “It Gets the Hose Again”

August 23, 2012 Gram the Man 1

Is it possible to watch a movie made in 2010 and still find relevance to today’s world?

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En La Casa de Mi “El Gordo y La Flaca XXX”

March 16, 2012 Gram the Man 1

Until now, Big Porno has missed the boat(lift) on catering to Spanish-speaking fans.

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Boxcover of the Week: Spelling at it’s not so greatest

February 5, 2012 Gram the Man 3

I have seen Hustler’s “Busty Beauties: Top Shelf Titties” and I think it’s a winner, but Damn: If I didn’t get it for free, the […]

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“Pretty Tied Up” is hard—and easy—to beat

December 16, 2011 Gram the Man 0

This movie delivers exactly what the title promises

Two Decades of this Ridiculousness

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