Hitler is porn’s next crossover star

I am beginning to feel that Adolf Hitler is Wurming his way back into public consciousness through porn. First Stoya’s Hakenkreuz Schamhaare, now Megan Fox. Maybe some people who’ve been around the business longer can comment on this, but years ago it did not seem like mainstream celebrities were as often compared to porn stars…

"TMSleaze" is a sign of the times

If you like the show “TMZ,” then you will most likely also like 3rd Degree’s note-perfect parody of it, “TMSleaze.” But what if you don’t like TMZ? It doesn’t matter what you like. TMZ actually came to the set of “TMSleaze” and signed off on it, probably saying that it legitimized them. Read my review…

Microsoft unveils "My First Porn Article" software

Redmond, WA (GP:PVO) — Software giant Microsoft today launched the Porn Article template for its Microsoft Word application. The template contains all the elements standard to anyone’s first article about the porn industry, including the writer’s general skittishness, Paul Thomas, fist-shaking at the Internet, the word “dire,” blanket acceptance of a quote about how much…

I’m with Britney

I try not to patronize the mainstream media, what with its “tan bodays” and all, but I am currently getting my tires rotated and am watching Britney Spears’ latest travails on television, ambulanced away from her Porn Valley house after locking herself in a bathroom with Jayden Jaymes. I don’t know about you, but if…