Your Paper Towels Are Proudly Used on Porn Sets, Alyssa Milano
I also enjoy Shannen Doherty’s line of spackle and earthquake readiness nubs.
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Hitler is porn’s next crossover star
I am beginning to feel that Adolf Hitler is Wurming his way back into public consciousness through porn. First Stoya’s Hakenkreuz Schamhaare, now Megan Fox. […]
"TMSleaze" is a sign of the times
If you like the show “TMZ,” then you will most likely also like 3rd Degree’s note-perfect parody of it, “TMSleaze.” But what if you don’t […]
Microsoft unveils "My First Porn Article" software
Redmond, WA (GP:PVO) — Software giant Microsoft today launched the Porn Article template for its Microsoft Word application. The template contains all the elements standard […]
I’m with Britney
I try not to patronize the mainstream media, what with its “tan bodays” and all, but I am currently getting my tires rotated and am […]
Britney Spears continues to hold out hope of immaculate conception
I was about to give Britney the benefit of the doubt, but then I remembered the words of an ex-girlfriend on our first date: “No one forgets to wear panties, Grams.”