Brooklyn Lee

Emission of the Week: Thanks, Tanya

July 25, 2020 Gram the Man 2

Another Sexy Letter from the essence-mortared pages of Pip Caligulone’s Houseboat magazine.

“Get My Belt”: There’s More Than One Way to Skin (Diamond) A Horse [review]

September 13, 2013 Gram the Man 2

For those left disturbed by “Get My Belt,” a bonus disc of Behind the Scenes footage reminds us that everyone is actually very friendly and considerate of each other.

29th XRCO Awards Shows Its Dirtypillows

May 1, 2013 Gram the Man 0

I’ve always felt that naming a Mainstream Favorite is like those movies where the protagonist forsakes his true friends—the misfits!—for the cool kids who have always been mean to him, and will be again.

The 2012 Models Must Go: “Performers of the Year 2013”

February 12, 2013 Gram the Man 0

I’m always sad when the new “Performers of the Year” rolls out. Even though Lexi Belle and Asa Akira carried over from “Performers of the Year 2012,” it makes me wonder if Kagney Linn Karter, Kristina Rose, Jayden Jaymes, and Gracie Glam are on a junk heap somewhere being crushed into cubes.

These “Expendables” will make you extendable

December 14, 2012 Gram the Man 1

…So where is our “Rats in a maze, men in a cage” movie extrapolated from that quip in “Tango & Cash” and starring Katsuni in the porn version?

“D3viance”: The 3 is for syllables

October 26, 2012 Gram the Man 0

We’re watching masters at work, and they need room to spread out.

Everybody Does “Dallas”

July 27, 2012 Gram the Man 0

I liked this a lot more than the original, aside from the blasphemy of nationalizing sacred Texan oil.

Today in Admirable Restraint: At least they didn’t call it “Whore-O”

June 18, 2012 Gram the Man 2

“We will do whatever it takes for an independent California.”

XRCO 2012: An Awards Show for the Ages

April 17, 2012 Gram the Man 0

This year’s XRCO Awards were a great fun time; a perfect encapsulation of the misplaced resentment, earnest good will, limited attention span, dark humor, poor planning, and uncalibrated sense of history that Porn Valley’s 4-decades-old adult industry is known for.