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29th XRCO Awards Shows Its Dirtypillows

I’ve always felt that naming a Mainstream Favorite is like those movies where the protagonist forsakes his true friends—the misfits!—for the cool kids who have always been mean to him, and will be again.

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The 2012 Models Must Go: “Performers of the Year 2013″

I’m always sad when the new “Performers of the Year” rolls out. Even though Lexi Belle and Asa Akira carried over from “Performers of the Year 2012,” it makes me wonder if Kagney Linn Karter, Kristina Rose, Jayden Jaymes, and Gracie Glam are on a junk heap somewhere being crushed into cubes.

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These “Expendables” will make you extendable

…So where is our “Rats in a maze, men in a cage” movie extrapolated from that quip in “Tango & Cash” and starring Katsuni in the porn version?

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“D3viance”: The 3 is for syllables

We’re watching masters at work, and they need room to spread out.

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Everybody Does “Dallas”

I liked this a lot more than the original, aside from the blasphemy of nationalizing sacred Texan oil.

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Today in Admirable Restraint: At least they didn’t call it “Whore-O”

“We will do whatever it takes for an independent California.”

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XRCO 2012: An Awards Show for the Ages

This year’s XRCO Awards were a great fun time; a perfect encapsulation of the misplaced resentment, earnest good will, limited attention span, dark humor, poor planning, and uncalibrated sense of history that Porn Valley’s 4-decades-old adult industry is known for.

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Beyond Stripperdom with Brooklyn Lee [interview]

An interview with AVN Best New Starlet winner Brooklyn Lee

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Gang-Hangar at the XBiz Awards

From now on I want all my parties to be hangar-based

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The 2012 Porn Nudity Index: Can It Measure Up?

2011′s most enduring porn photos….can 2012 measure up?

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Brooklyn Lee: Si Fumar

It kind of makes me want to start smoking.

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Sex on Vacation: “Shane’s World 42″

“Your sperm tried to make my eye pregnant,” says Vanessa Cage. “I don’t want no eye babies.”

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Unhappy Endings: The “Friday the 13th” porn parody

Sloane plays her part as an up-for-anything sport and her dialogue scene with Tabitha Stevens is better than anything I ever saw Kevin Sorbo do

Let’s Go Down to The Armory

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    Maybe it's "okay," but I don't believe that Eva Karera is this guy's mother in-law. He's not wearing a wedding ring, and Karera refers to the unseen woman as her daughter, not his wife, or even the more familiar "Becky." See? The Social Contract has been broken already. […]
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    A recent NASA study—conducted from Space—concluded that everyone on this planet and a few of the other ones watches porn. So a title like "I Know That Girl" could be right on the money. […]
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Coming Events of Personal Interest to Gram

April 24, 2013
Bawdy Storytelling
El Cid, Hollywood
4212 W Sunset Blvd. Hollywood

April 25, 2013
29th Annual XRCO Awards
SupperClub, 6675 Hollywood Blvd.
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