“Looks like the Spaniard met his match.”
In which I use the term “bulbourethral.”
Porn Valley is buzzing about its latest job-creating, money-making, creatively worthwhile, and altogether useful parody “To Kill A Mockingbird XXX,” starring Rob Black as Atticus, Diamond Kitty as Scout, Bruce Venture as Dill, and Kevin Moore as Boo Radley. In the 1962 film starring Gregory Peck, Scout and Dill dare Jem to peek into the…
Perhaps Dexy’s Midnight Runners will be comforted that someone thought of them IMMEDIATELY upon watching a popshot descend on the bejeweled stomach of Jaslene Jade. Probably not.
It has been said—perhaps by M. Scott Peck or Robert Fulghum or maybe it was me—that small women make one’s dick look bigger. But it is the right woman that makes one’s dick look HUGE.
Used to be you couldn’t have a tattoo and still be a virgin. Nowadays you can have double sleeves of them and never be laid. Crazy. Still, I don’t believe Lola Foxx is a virgin.
She’s just been in a handful of movies since alighting on the adult industry in early 2012, but Bonnie Rotten has already landed a very flattering star vehicle in Digital Sin’s “Meet Bonnie.” Why did the ultra-inked Ohioan absolutely deserve her own movie? Because she’s a porn star we can get behind.