What does this study say about the millennia-long march of progress to gender equality or neutrality? What does it say about Canadians?
“GayKeith”: Have You Been There?
What someone else might relate through the lens of despair, or at least as a cautionary tale, in “GayKeith” comes off as another intriguing party performance that is as sweet as it is uncomfortable. Blame Canada.
Thunder from Covina: Dylan Ryan gets her kicks above waistline, border
High school was a random, strange time. I wanted to fit in whist simultaneously not giving a flying fuck about fitting it.
Feminist Porn Awards return to Toronto
I understand “Awards,” of course, but the words “Feminists” and “Porn” are rarely seen in the same sentence unless there’s a “sure do hate” between them.
Pink Visual sues tubes, charges Canadians with vag overfishing
Sundown, you better take care, if I find you been uploading pirated content to those tube sites, there
Rabbit’s Reviews: A Wonderland of porn
Free porn hurts everyone, including performers and distributors, right on up to the consumer
Brandon Iron: The Last Man Working in Porn
Every day in porn is a good day. My face has been between Amy Ried’s butt cheeks.
Pornsaints preying on your impure thoughts
Whenever I see something especially art-smelling featuring nudes, I often wonder how on board the nudes were with the art. This is what captures my imagination about Francesco D’Isa’s “Pornsaints” movement, a very earnest and complex cosmology involving porn performers being raised to the firmament. “We will call Pornsaint whoever attains sanctity through pornography” reads [...]
Tina Tyler ready for the old In-N-Out
Tina Tyler, who left Porn Valley in April to begin treatment for cancer in Montreal (the herb-friendly Canadian started her treatment on 4/20), thinks the grass is greener in Canada. “I’m happy to be convalescing here,” Tyler said. “The food is far healthier and not so loaded with hormones, preservatives, carcinogens and the like.” But [...]
"The Devil Made Me Do It": Review by Tina Tyler
“The Devil in Miss Jones” star Georgina Spelvin’s autobiography got high marks from Tina Tyler, who sent this review from the Great White North. Tyler writes: Since you finally got around to watching “Doom Generation,” I figured it was about time to send you my book review of Georgina Spelvin’s “The Devil Made Me Do [...]
Au revoir, Voyageur Tina Tyler
Tina Tyler goes on extended hiatus today, and we wish her well. Laden down with a floor-length fox fur coat from her friend and boss Lexington Steele, Tyler pointed her car out of Porn Valley early this morning. As the poet said: “Le coucher du soleil, il vaut mieux prendre soin si je trouve que [...]
Filling the holes with Eric Swiss
Eric Swiss is fast becoming the Yaphet Kotto of the porn world. This does not mean he is chunky, black, and the grandson of the Crown Prince of Cameroon (thus making the analogy awkward) but instead that he appears prominently in a lot of movies and is not yet a big star. Calling Swiss articulate [...]
Kimberly Kane is a handsome woman
Here is chameleon Kimberly Kane at the AVN Awards red carpet. Sometimes she’s blonde, sometimes she is sepulchral, sometimes she performs without a head. She’s versatile. Kane wins my award for Not Hitting You Over the Head with the Fact that She’s A Porn Star. I bet if I saw her in the checkout line [...]
Books: Prostitutes provide great return of investment
I spoke with Natalie McLennan, formerly Manhattan’s priciest prostitute (aside from David Gest) and most recently the author of The Price: My Rise And Fall As Natalia, New York’s #1 Escort, from her home in Montreal. McLennan’s book is a picture of that era in New York following 9/11 that saw a resurgence in conspicuous [...]
Bree Barrett busts out the abacus
“But the numbers don’t go that high,” says Bree Barrett as she tries to calculate Jake Malone’s age (56) in She Is Half My Age 4. Not since Attention Whores and Raincoaters P.O.V. (both of which are also JM Productions titles) has the name of a series so deftly capyured both subject and audience. When [...]
Mandy Morbid’s disappearing Hospital
Pictured are director Benny Profane and coverpatient Mandy Morbid at tonight’s release party for the movie Hospital, starring Morbid as the amnesiac and trepanning-happy Lucy. I look forward to seeing this movie (as I look forward to seeing all Vivid-steve movies) not only for the cast (which includes Caroline Pierce, Zak Sabbath, a Mexican enchantress [...]
Nikki Benz oils Edmonton
Did you know that Edmonton, Alberta, is the northernmost North American city with a population of over one million? Neither did I. Nor did Nikki Benz. But I know we feel a lot closer to Edmonton now that I know Nikki Benz is going there for an in-store appearance. It is as if Benz, born [...]
Sabrina Deep to (be a bukkake) surface in 12 cities
“Sex should be free,” said Sabrina Deep, who last year hosted, both in her home and in her vagina, a 77-man gangbang. This summer Deep will take her philosophy around the world, stopping in 12 cities to be the focal point of bukkakes from London to Berlin to Rome to Vancouver, culminating in a 110-man [...]
Playboy’s mounting Canadians
I talked with Danny Vegas (formerly Daniel Lenko), title character of Playboy’s The Boy Nexxt Door (the lack of three Xs should tip you off that its Playboy and he’s Canadian), who told me about delivering pizza and making porn in his parents’ basement in his native Edmonton, Alberta. “I had no girls and no [...]


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