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Boxcover of the Week: Girls won’t get you pregnant, Tori Black

June 12, 2011 Gram the Man 3

Everyone knows that spread legs are a woman’s way of saying “impregnate me and tie me to the Earth.”

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The further pimping of Kacey Jordan

February 16, 2011 Gram the Man 6

If you learned of the porn-star/hooker proclivities of the actor Charlie Sheen here, well, congratulations, because you have even less interest in celebrity sex gossip than I do.

Two Decades of this Ridiculousness

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