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Photoplay: What they’re thinking over in couples’ porn

June 19, 2013 Gram the Man 7

“I don’t watch much couples’ porn, and have not seen a Penthouse movie in a while,” I said to myself, “so why not broaden my goddamn horizons?”

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October 19, 2007 Gram the Man 8

I know when and where and why this picture was taken, but you should just make something up anyway. Captions utilizing the word “cocaine” are […]

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