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Her Dirty Secret: What Happens When You Revoke Your Thoughts

March 25, 2016 Gram the Man 1

“Don’t get me wrong,” Adamz says, “I liked that there was a creepiness factor occasionally.”

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Steve Diet Goedde And 25 Years of Interesting Nudity

February 13, 2015 Gram the Man 0

Photographer Steve Diet Goedde is a revered and respectful chronicler of California’s fetish and otherwise-professionally-nude scene.

Carlos Batts Remembered by Hundreds in a Weekend of L.A. Memorials

November 10, 2013 Gram the Man 0

“Live life to the fullest, without fear or regret.”

Carlos Batts: A Memorial And Gallery

October 28, 2013 Gram the Man 0

Carlos Batts and April Flores were like an interracial porno-fabulous Andrew Wyeth and Helga.

At home with April Flores and Carlos Batts

October 23, 2013 Gram the Man 5

“She’s very considerate,” Batts said. “Before we go out, she asks me if I want her to smell like marshmallows or cherries.”

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MontagFoto 10.24.11—Bare Bones Battses

October 24, 2011 Gram the Man 1

April Flores and Carlos Batts, 2008

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Altporn exhumed, examined, respectfully reburied in gallery show

April 11, 2011 Gram the Man 2

This show isn’t Alt, it’s just good

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What is Alt again? Visiting the “Alt to the ALT” art exhibit

April 8, 2011 Gram the Man 3

Irrespective of what is or isn’t Alt, still photography is able to capture things film often can’t, especially with porn’s limited budgets.

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Home for Eros Day with Dr. Suzy

January 27, 2011 Gram the Man 5

I have worked in the adult industry long enough to respect the double standards on which it is built, and some of these require a great deal of finesse to negotiate.

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Annie Sprinkle invites the Moon into her marriage

October 26, 2010 Gram the Man 4

I’ve been to some weddings where the couple can’t stand each other and no one has a good time. But this wedding—a threesome, no less—was glorious.

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Damn it, Alix Lakehurst, you almost saved California

May 12, 2010 Gram the Man 4

It is sad that Alix Lakehurst has decided to postpone her move to California. But to have both Lakehurst and April Flores in the same area code might interfere with certain zoning laws, and the City of Angels would be leveled by Total Boob DevastationTM

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April Flores: “Solo” with her own and, later, with Buck Angel’s pussy

March 19, 2010 Gram the Man 4

“You should buy the movie,” Flores said. “I orgasm really hard a bunch of times and squirt all over the fire escape.”

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Is “Alice” the new MILF?

November 13, 2009 Gram the Man 2

It is not lost on this observer that all three of this year’s Alices have names that begin with S. They also have vaginas.

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Art: Despite devotion, April Flores is not a virgin

May 14, 2009 Gram the Man 0

Artists from Michelangelo to El Greco have depicted the Virgin Mary, and tonight at La Luz de Jesus (not to be confused with La Madre […]

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April Flores: An evening at the theatre

March 7, 2009 Gram the Man 0

Fans of the zaftig Flores were probably torn between her glamorous physical presence and the even bigger projection of her on the screen.

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The Undulabulous life of April Flores

February 27, 2009 Gram the Man 4

Sometimes when watching a porn movie I think the actress might break. I look at her ribs and, sometimes, the little carved out area where […]

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Voluptuous Biker Babes at the New Beverly

February 18, 2009 Gram the Man 2

One of the best places to see a movie in the City of Los Angeles is the New Beverly Cinema, and the perfect movie to […]

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Tonight: ‘Querque Kiss Attack

November 14, 2008 Gram the Man 0

For all of my readers who live in Albuquerque (and you must be at least three years past your quinceanera in order to read this […]

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You got your post-apocalyptic in my voluptuous

November 11, 2008 Gram the Man 0

As you know, the last time “post-apocalyptic” and “voluptuous” were used in the same sentence was when the Bogue Chitto High School for the Fat […]

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After the Kiss Attack, there is only silence

August 18, 2008 Gram the Man 3

Kiss Attack is one of those porn movies that, characteristic of adult marketing, had a lot of pre-release hype and then was never heard from […]

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