“Don’t get me wrong,” Adamz says, “I liked that there was a creepiness factor occasionally.”
Photographer Steve Diet Goedde is a revered and respectful chronicler of California’s fetish and otherwise-professionally-nude scene.
“Live life to the fullest, without fear or regret.”
Carlos Batts and April Flores were like an interracial porno-fabulous Andrew Wyeth and Helga.
“She’s very considerate,” Batts said. “Before we go out, she asks me if I want her to smell like marshmallows or cherries.”
April Flores and Carlos Batts, 2008
This show isn’t Alt, it’s just good
Irrespective of what is or isn’t Alt, still photography is able to capture things film often can’t, especially with porn’s limited budgets.
I have worked in the adult industry long enough to respect the double standards on which it is built, and some of these require a great deal of finesse to negotiate.
I’ve been to some weddings where the couple can’t stand each other and no one has a good time. But this wedding—a threesome, no less—was glorious.
It is sad that Alix Lakehurst has decided to postpone her move to California. But to have both Lakehurst and April Flores in the same area code might interfere with certain zoning laws, and the City of Angels would be leveled by Total Boob DevastationTM
“You should buy the movie,” Flores said. “I orgasm really hard a bunch of times and squirt all over the fire escape.”
It is not lost on this observer that all three of this year’s Alices have names that begin with S. They also have vaginas.
Artists from Michelangelo to El Greco have depicted the Virgin Mary, and tonight at La Luz de Jesus (not to be confused with La Madre de Jesus) gallery in Hollywood, eight artists put their stamp on the non-virginal parts of April Flores. Flores’ genitalia were the subject of Topco’s Cyberskin craftsmen earlier this year, and…
Fans of the zaftig Flores were probably torn between her glamorous physical presence and the even bigger projection of her on the screen.
Sometimes when watching a porn movie I think the actress might break. I look at her ribs and, sometimes, the little carved out area where the thigh meets the groin, all as rigid and stark as her premature bolt-ons and I think, “Just let me make you a bowl of pesto.” Not April Flores. The…
One of the best places to see a movie in the City of Los Angeles is the New Beverly Cinema, and the perfect movie to watch on the New Beverly’s screen will get the midnight treatment on Friday, March 6. Carlos Batts’ Voluptuous Biker Babes is a tribute to the films of Russ Meyer and…
For all of my readers who live in Albuquerque (and you must be at least three years past your quinceanera in order to read this site), you are in for a treat.Kiss Attack, the comics and cleavage pornfest directed by Carlos Batts, will be screening tonight at 10:30 at the Guild Theatre as part of…
As you know, the last time “post-apocalyptic” and “voluptuous” were used in the same sentence was when the Bogue Chitto High School for the Fat mounted a stage version of Blade Runner. But today I received the covers of two upcoming movies by eminent pornographers Carlos Batts and Maria Beatty, who are releasing their Voluptuous…
Kiss Attack is one of those porn movies that, characteristic of adult marketing, had a lot of pre-release hype and then was never heard from again. This is because most porn movies, unless they are Pirates or Deep Throat, conclude most of their sales in pre-orders or immediately after release, at which point the market…