April Flores and Carlos Batts, 2008
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Altporn exhumed, examined, respectfully reburied in gallery show
This show isn’t Alt, it’s just good
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What is Alt again? Visiting the “Alt to the ALT” art exhibit
Irrespective of what is or isn’t Alt, still photography is able to capture things film often can’t, especially with porn’s limited budgets.
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Home for Eros Day with Dr. Suzy
I have worked in the adult industry long enough to respect the double standards on which it is built, and some of these require a great deal of finesse to negotiate.
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Annie Sprinkle invites the Moon into her marriage
I’ve been to some weddings where the couple can’t stand each other and no one has a good time. But this wedding—a threesome, no less—was glorious.
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Damn it, Alix Lakehurst, you almost saved California
It is sad that Alix Lakehurst has decided to postpone her move to California. But to have both Lakehurst and April Flores in the same area code might interfere with certain zoning laws, and the City of Angels would be leveled by Total Boob DevastationTM
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April Flores: “Solo” with her own and, later, with Buck Angel’s pussy
“You should buy the movie,” Flores said. “I orgasm really hard a bunch of times and squirt all over the fire escape.”
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Is “Alice” the new MILF?
It is not lost on this observer that all three of this year’s Alices have names that begin with S. They also have vaginas.
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Art: Despite devotion, April Flores is not a virgin
Artists from Michelangelo to El Greco have depicted the Virgin Mary, and tonight at La Luz de Jesus (not to be confused with La Madre de Jesus) gallery in Hollywood, eight artists put their stamp on the non-virginal parts of April Flores. Flores’ genitalia were the subject of Topco’s Cyberskin craftsmen earlier this year, and [...]
events
April Flores: An evening at the theatre
Voluptuous Biker Babes screened at the New Beverly Theatre Saturday morning at 1 (why I ever get there early for midnight shows still confuses me. It must be the inexpensive snacks. What cost me $15 at Watchmen at the Arclight the next night cost $3 at the New Beverly. And I’m still talking about snacks, [...]
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The Undulabulous life of April Flores
Sometimes when watching a porn movie I think the actress might break. I look at her ribs and, sometimes, the little carved out area where the thigh meets the groin, all as rigid and stark as her premature bolt-ons and I think, “Just let me make you a bowl of pesto.” Not April Flores. The [...]
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Voluptuous Biker Babes at the New Beverly
One of the best places to see a movie in the City of Los Angeles is the New Beverly Cinema, and the perfect movie to watch on the New Beverly’s screen will get the midnight treatment on Friday, March 6. Carlos Batts’ Voluptuous Biker Babes is a tribute to the films of Russ Meyer and [...]
reviews
Tonight: ‘Querque Kiss Attack
For all of my readers who live in Albuquerque (and you must be at least three years past your quinceanera in order to read this site), you are in for a treat.Kiss Attack, the comics and cleavage pornfest directed by Carlos Batts, will be screening tonight at 10:30 at the Guild Theatre as part of [...]
You got your post-apocalyptic in my voluptuous
As you know, the last time “post-apocalyptic” and “voluptuous” were used in the same sentence was when the Bogue Chitto High School for the Fat mounted a stage version of Blade Runner. But today I received the covers of two upcoming movies by eminent pornographers Carlos Batts and Maria Beatty, who are releasing their Voluptuous [...]
After the Kiss Attack, there is only silence
Kiss Attack is one of those porn movies that, characteristic of adult marketing, had a lot of pre-release hype and then was never heard from again. This is because most porn movies, unless they are Pirates or Deep Throat, conclude most of their sales in pre-orders or immediately after release, at which point the market [...]
Kiss Attack
Studio: Adam & EveDirector: Carlos BattsCast: April Flores, Sasha Grey, La Cholita, Claudia Rossi, Claire, Lady Lava, Sara Vandella, Penny The evil immortal Vlad Drakul, in his quest to subjugate Earth, sired five daughters who, with the help of Drakul henchman Mr. Experiment’s unguents and potions, would implement their father’s will by kissing their enemies [...]
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April Flores, Carlos Batts at Comic-Con
Most porn movies are horror flicks only unintentionally, but Carlos Batts’ Kiss Attack, which he made for Adam & Eve and which comes with a 16-page comic book which Batts co-designed with Albuquerque artist Nathan Carlisle, is supposed to be scary. “Andy Warhol got to make his ‘Dracula,’” Batts said of his porn vampire movie, [...]
La Cholita: On cars and in ink
L.A.’s own La Cholita is featured in Carlos Batts’ upcoming Kiss Attack, a movie just behind Pirates II and Catherine in pre-release publicity. “Kiss Attack is a cross between Sin City and Blade Runner,” said Batts, “and each scene has an interstitial animation.” While it’s very important for America to encounter La Cholita in the [...]
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Young Hollywood and the birth of the United States
HBO’s “John Adams” miniseries is pretty compelling, though it inaccurately places the man who would become our second President at the scene of the Boston Massacre. Tom Wilkinson is brilliant as Ben Franklin, David Morse engaging as George Washington, the guy from “Oz” excellent as the guy from Pennsylvania, Laura Linney wonderful as Abigail Adams, [...]
Young Hollywood
Studio: Independent Adult CinemaDirector: Carlos BattsCast: Kimberly Kane, Mandy Morbid, Lystra, April Flores, Lindsey Meadows, Adrianna Nicole, Ashley Blue, Alex Gonz, Jerry, Steven St. Croix Portions of this review originally appeared on Fleshbot “What’s better than Hollywood with a pool, some honeys, and some beer?” asks folksy Mud the narrator. Carlos Batts’ “Young Hollywood” is [...]
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