Carlos Batts has been making a movie that he calls “The Blade Runner of Porn,” Kiss Attack. “This is the movie I want to be measured by,” he said. “I’m really proud of it.” Featuring burlesque dancers, luchadores, martial artists, a standup comedian for good measure, and as always, Batts’ partner in crime April Flores, [...]
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Adrianna Nicole in black & white
Close Personal Friend Adrianna Nicole was walking around the AVN Expo and I thought, “She looks great in color, but what does she look like in black and white?” The answer came today when I received an advanced screener of Carlos Batts’ Young Hollywood. I’ll write a review later, but it was important the world [...]
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April Flores: Diva
As you can see, April Flores can hit a high C without using her hands or her voice! Flores was in Hollywood with her husband, the director Carlos Batts, to promote Voluptuous Life, a sort of Lifestyles of the Abundantly Tasty that chronicles her various curvy exploits in L.A., San Francisco, and New York. I [...]
Industry continues to distance itself from altporn
As predicted in these virtual pages as early as 2005, the video version of alternative porn that was labeled “altporn” to the dismay of altporn’s actual Internet pioneers (but not Matt Zane, who never labeled what he did starting a decade ago), is being actively avoided by studios. The latest snub comes from Peter Reynolds [...]
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Young Hollywood
Carlos Batts’ Young Hollywood will be released this fall by Bad Seed. The movie features an appearance by Glenn Danzig. Also in the cast are Mandy Morbid, Kimberly Kane, and Ashley Blue. My favorite picture, though, is when the Holy Spirit shows up in Adrianna Nicole’s vagina. As you can guess from the presence of [...]
April Flores con pasties
If you like the April Flores like the world likes the April Flores, check out You Show Girl Burlesque this Saturday when Ms. Alter Ego takes the stage at Charlie O’s at 501 South Spring Street downtown. Previously: So much more creative than doing lines off hookers; At home with April Flores and Carlos BattsSee [...]
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At home with April Flores and Carlos Batts
“She’s very considerate,” Batts said. “Before we go out, she asks me if I want her to smell like marshmallows or cherries.”
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