Gram Ponante wishes a happy birthday this week to Annabel Chong, Satine Phoenix, Mallory Rae Murphy, Briana Banks, Alexis Texas, and Casey Parker

Casey Parker never taught Gram to surf.

At one point during Saturday’s AVN Awards red carpet I became possessed of the urge to wander. The spot I had been allocated was too small for my massive frame and ego, I didn’t want to wait my turn to snap the same pictures everyone else was taking, and there was a guy next to [...]

On the set of The Da Vinci Load with the late Haley Paige (December 7, 2005) Casey Parker’s laundry nipple; Sunny Lane’s velvety ass (December 4, 2006) You want to fuck it, but not drink it (December 5, 2005) April Flores busts out all over (December 5, 2007) What I should have pegged as the [...]

Photographer Ed Fox (whose picture of the newly-minted Noname Jane debuted on this site a week ago) is displaying his work for Garage Magazine at a group show at San Francisco’s Minna Gallery. “Full Custom Living: The Art of Garage Magazine” is a group show featuring 26 contributors to the magazine devoted to custom cars, [...]

It is hard to tell where Casey Parker ends and Devon begins in this picture from Casey Parker’s California Dreamin’. According to the Axis II section of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (revision IV), one of the trademarks of a Narcissistic Personality is the inability to tell where one’s body ends and [...]

I am not saying that the Porno-Industrial Complex does not deserve to honor itself or that pornfolk do not deserve recognition for their hard work, but I can’t shake the feeling that adult awards shows, with their Lifetime Achievement honors and Man of the Year trophies, seem like kids dressing up in their parents’ oversized [...]

You will not be able to swing a dead impulse-purchase accessory dog this weekend without encountering a porn star stripper in America. Little Casey Parker will make her dancing debut tomorrow night at Rouge: A Club for Gentlemen, 1616 East 15th Street in Los Angeles. But wait: There’s more! Read about where Tera, Brooke, Stormy, [...]

According to the Associated Press, Iran’s Guardian Council, the country’s constitutional interpreter, is scheduled to vote on a resolution to deem those involved in the production of pornography “Corruptors of the World”, the Koran’s ultimate breach of morality. Convicted World Corruptors could face execution. Observers believe the measures stem from the alleged sex tape of [...]

I don’t know Caylian Curtis but I already feel protective about her. Look at her here on the beach in Pierre Woodman’s Amazonian Dreams, shot in Brazil in the northern Tranny-Free Zone: either she’s touching her labia and her left breast hurts or it’s the other way around. The secret is to touch both breasts [...]

As the Mayor of Porn Valley (in that way I am like Vaclav Havel), I am often asked to ceremonially greet new arrivals. Thus I brought Shane’s World contract performer Casey Parker to the Lamplighter restaurant at the corner of Nordhoff and De Soto in Chatsworth. “AVN is right over there, Hustler has its studios [...]

Prior to Saturday night, the last time I stood in the parking lot of L.A. Valley Community College was to conduct a transaction of dubious (well, not dubious – let’s just say No) legality during the Gary Cherone era of Van Halen. Fast forward a few years to this past weekend, when I and about [...]