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Samantha And Ava: Two Girls, One Bathroom

February 8, 2014 Gram the Man 0

“You have always been the caretaker, Grams.”

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Siri at Home or: If You Want to be Topless, Be Topless

March 14, 2013 Gram the Man 1

I’d asked her to dress so that the average reader would want her to take more clothes off, and she complied.

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Preventing “This Ain’t El Topo XXX”

February 4, 2010 Gram the Man 11

There are several reasons why “El Topo” can’t be a porn parody, chief among them that there are no roles for Kagney Linn Karter

Two Decades of this Ridiculousness

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