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Letterman porn to be shot this weekend?

October 2, 2009 Gram the Man 3

Randy Spears still has the glasses, probably. Some ripped-from-the-headlines porn spoofs, like the cash windfall that is Lisa Ann as Sarah Palin, come at just […]

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"One Day at a Time" porn parody finally finds its B story

September 25, 2009 Gram the Man 5

Next week I am attending the filming of Hustler’s porn parody “This Ain’t Happy Days XXX 2: Fonzie Luvs Pinky.” You ask, “Grams, when will […]

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Spector of porn haunts “I’m Good At Freaky”

September 23, 2009 Gram the Man 0

At no point in the movie “I’m Good At Freaky,” which premieres Thursday night at the Los Feliz 3, is the title character identified as […]

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Hitler is porn’s next crossover star

September 14, 2009 Gram the Man 0

I am beginning to feel that Adolf Hitler is Wurming his way back into public consciousness through porn. First Stoya’s Hakenkreuz Schamhaare, now Megan Fox. […]

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It little suits a man to win "The Beatles Rockband" but lose his soul

September 9, 2009 Gram the Man 0

While the nudity so often expressed by John Lennon and Yoko Ono was not to my liking, and while I think Lennon’s son Sean, seen […]

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Richard de Montfort’s Last Sitting

July 28, 2009 Gram the Man 3

Richard de Montfort, who died earlier this month, directed Scarlett Fay as Lindsay Lohan impersonating Marilyn Monroe in a recreation of Monroe’s 1962 “Last Sitting” […]

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Porn Crossover WatchTM: Lindsey Lohan

June 17, 2009 Gram the Man 0

Hi. If you’re like me, you find the term “mainstream crossover” inadequate to describe a porn performer’s fame. You also think that mainstream success, if […]

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Sex mit Stoya macht frei

June 9, 2009 Gram the Man 3

Stoya is being coy-a about the rumor that Marilyn Manson shaved a swastika on her pubes. “Well gosh Grams,” she said, “I have yet to […]

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Richard Branson and Denni Parkinson: The Rich get a better quality of interloper

April 22, 2009 Gram the Man 0

It seems that whenever I am interviewed for a magazine or television show there is some homeless person, crack addict, or “John 3:16” sandwich board […]

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Does Caprica look like Zion to you?

April 20, 2009 Gram the Man 2

Having watched the pilot episode of “Caprica” (or, as we say at Gram Ponante Towers, Daggett Kennel, Viper Dock, and Resurrection Ship, “One Tree Galactica” […]

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Jesse Jane is the Sweetheart of Sigma Nevermind

March 27, 2009 Gram the Man 1

Jesse Jane was in Los Angeles this weekend for the filming of a frat house sex comedy called, well, “Frat House.” A straight-to-video romp filmed […]

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Reno 411: Strollin’ in the Brolin

March 9, 2009 Gram the Man 0

The performer Reno, left, seen here on the set of Not Married with Children XXX, bears an uncanny resemblance to James Brolin in the false-Mission […]

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Amy Fisher: It’s not personal

March 2, 2009 Gram the Man 0

I like Amy Fisher a lot. But I think that’s as far as she’ll let it go. She’s in love with someone else. “For my […]

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Porn publicity stunt of the monthTM: Vivid offers cash to Nadya Suleman

February 25, 2009 Gram the Man 1

Since I was not there when it happened, I couldn’t see if Steve Hirsch’s tongue was in his cheek or anywhere else when he announced […]

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One is not enough: Angry sex with Kelli McCarty

February 4, 2009 Gram the Man 3

You should buy this movie, if for no other reason than because McCarty is not going to be appearing on the Disney Channel any time soon.

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Microsoft unveils "My First Porn Article" software

October 8, 2008 Gram the Man 2

Redmond, WA (GP:PVO) — Software giant Microsoft today launched the Porn Article template for its Microsoft Word application. The template contains all the elements standard […]

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McCain campaign considers Hillary Scott’s mom

October 6, 2008 Gram the Man 0

Details magazine thoughtfully provided a list of ten women in politics who it thought were hotter than Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin. Clockwise from right […]

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In Search Of… Jenny Hendrix

June 16, 2008 Gram the Man 3

Jenny Hendrix is neither Miley Cyrus nor the ringer bait in this dating site ad. “thats def not me… LOL,” Hendrix told me as we […]

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Ryder Skye and Roxy DeVille menage to redeem Sex And the City movie

May 29, 2008 Gram the Man 0

When she was a struggling mainstream actress, Ryder Skye said she would be very nervous before auditions. “I’d completely psyche myself out,” she said. “And […]

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Striking while the iron is hot: Meet Rylie Cyris

May 12, 2008 Gram the Man 3

While Gary Glitter did not forward this picture to me, and while I support creative expression as fundamental to maintaining our First Amendment Freedoms and […]

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