Randy Spears still has the glasses, probably. Some ripped-from-the-headlines porn spoofs, like the cash windfall that is Lisa Ann as Sarah Palin, come at just the right time. Hustler also scored with last year’s “Elliot Splits-her” parody, starring Mike Horner as the Mann Act-violating governor in a movie that was shot and released in just [...]

Next week I am attending the filming of Hustler’s porn parody “This Ain’t Happy Days XXX 2: Fonzie Luvs Pinky.” You ask, “Grams, when will this crazy joyride of diminishing returns flogging a dead horse stop?” (Especially since it was Leather Tuscadero, and not Pinky, who was the exciting one, as everyone knows.) But with [...]

I am beginning to feel that Adolf Hitler is Wurming his way back into public consciousness through porn. First Stoya’s Hakenkreuz Schamhaare, now Megan Fox. Maybe some people who’ve been around the business longer can comment on this, but years ago it did not seem like mainstream celebrities were as often compared to porn stars [...]

While the nudity so often expressed by John Lennon and Yoko Ono was not to my liking, and while I think Lennon’s son Sean, seen here with girlfriend Charlotte Kemp Muhl in a tribute/publicity stunt to his parents’ final photo shoot together in December, 1980, adequately compensates anyone who bought his “Friendly Fire” album, my [...]

Hi. If you’re like me, you find the term “mainstream crossover” inadequate to describe a porn performer’s fame. You also think that mainstream success, if it is defined by participation on a VH-1 reality show or the like, is not actually success because the money from one anal scene trumps a season’s worth of non-union [...]

Stoya is being coy-a about the rumor that Marilyn Manson shaved a swastika on her pubes. “Well gosh Grams,” she said, “I have yet to see a recent photograph of my vagina and its pubic topiary, so right now it’s all just hearsay and rumors, isn’t it?” Yes. And that is why I contacted you [...]

Having watched the pilot episode of “Caprica” (or, as we say at Gram Ponante Towers, Daggett Kennel, Viper Dock, and Resurrection Ship, “One Tree Galactica” or simply “The C.”), I was impressed by how much the pre-destruction Caprica resembled a Caucasian Zion from “The Matrix.” Bored teenagers hack Holoband technology to create their own worlds [...]

Jesse Jane was in Los Angeles this weekend for the filming of a frat house sex comedy called, well, “Frat House.” A straight-to-video romp filmed for Anchor Bay by the production team of HD Network’s “Get Out,” “Frat House” finds a young man torn between attending one last frat party and his upcoming wedding. Jesse [...]

I like Amy Fisher a lot. But I think that’s as far as she’ll let it go. She’s in love with someone else. “For my entire life I’d go to nightclubs and men would say ‘Your girlfriend over there is beautiful, but you’re sexy’ or ‘I want to marry your girlfriend but screw around with [...]

Since I was not there when it happened, I couldn’t see if Steve Hirsch’s tongue was in his cheek or anywhere else when he announced that Vivid had offered “up to” $1 million and a year of health insurance to Octomom Nadya Suleman to appear in a Vivid movie. “We’ve had many single mothers work [...]

Redmond, WA (GP:PVO) — Software giant Microsoft today launched the Porn Article template for its Microsoft Word application. The template contains all the elements standard to anyone’s first article about the porn industry, including the writer’s general skittishness, Paul Thomas, fist-shaking at the Internet, the word “dire,” blanket acceptance of a quote about how much [...]

Details magazine thoughtfully provided a list of ten women in politics who it thought were hotter than Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin. Clockwise from right we see Palin’s recent Vogue cover, then Carey Torrice, commissioner of Macomb County, Michigan (I think Ms. Torrice looks like Hillary Scott), South Dakota congresswoman Stephanie Herseth Sandlin, and Mary [...]

When she was a struggling mainstream actress, Ryder Skye said she would be very nervous before auditions. “I’d completely psyche myself out,” she said. “And for this one, I didn’t even know why I was there.” Ryder Skye said the casting agent wanted Asian women when she was called to audition for Sex And the [...]

While Gary Glitter did not forward this picture to me, and while I support creative expression as fundamental to maintaining our First Amendment Freedoms and for getting chicks (since cologne won’t adhere to my skin, I need to resort to Creative Expression), I am a little weirded out by the fact that a Michigan model [...]