Cuckold customer service or: El Negro and the damage done
Thus, the boxcover of “Oh No! There’s A Negro in My Mom 4” states “Now with blacker Negroes!”
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Cuckold customer service or: El Negro and the damage done
Now more than ever, adult companies must respond to the demands of a consumer base increasingly tempted by free porn. I talked with Chatsworth Pictures […]
Boxcover of the Week: I Can’t Believe You Sucked A Negro 3
As you know, the Journal of Invented Statistics reported that 97.3 percent of DVD sales came as a result of boxcover photos alone. That is […]
2008 in Review: Small studios of the year
As Master Yoda said, happy I was with Pirates 2, but off at me these Japanese Bitches pissed are. Small studios that fully commit to […]
Gram’s Christmas Miracle
“You could say this splurge is a result of a negro’s splooge,” I said to the Zacatecan migrant worker who lashed the 12-ft. spruce to my Hummer 3. He smiled mysteriously.
Same time last year: Donkey Punching Barbi Benton Edition
Hugh Hefner hopes the lack of cumshots isn’t disappointing (November 29, 2006) I name-check the Doobie Brothers (November 29, 2005) Pirates makes like Brundlefly (November […]
Wittols: Cuckolds without the consequences
Are cuckolds the new milves? The niche in which men watch their spouses get taken – carnally! – by other men is ripe for pornic […]
I am compiled
Now that members of the Porn Writers Guild (West) have been given the greenlight to strike, it comes as extra insult that my brilliant “hilarious […]
You can’t tell Lorena Sanchez anything when she gets this way
This was taken on the set of Chatsworth Pictures’ Cuckolds 2, surely to become known as the Greatest Film of All Time, surpassing even Jack’s […]
Easter MILFs and the Fertile Crescent
“I concentrate on the M in MILF,” said Grip Johnson, reclusive co-director of Chatsworth Pictures’ MILF Meat 6, in an exclusive Easter interview. Each of […]
MILF Meat 6
Studio: Chatsworth PicturesDirector: Cram & Grip JohnsonCast: Jennifer Dark, Rebecca Steel, Angelica Sin, Tabatha Tucker Portions of this review originally appeared on Fleshbot “Real Moms! […]
Loving the Donkey Punch, hating the Donkey Puncher
I watched Chatsworth Pictures’ Donkey Punch a little while ago, comparing it favorably to Digital Playground’s Control. Both movies more or less prettied up an […]
“Control” and “Donkey Punch”
One would be wrong, but it would be reasonable to assume that after a long day in the porn mines, my main squeeze and I […]
“Arch Enemies”
Studio: Chatsworth Pictures Director: Cram and Grip Johnson Cast: Sierra Sinn, Brooklyn Night, Michelle Sweet, Deja Daire, Tyla Wynn, Desire Moore, Nicki Hunter, Genesis Skye, […]