Cuckold customer service or: El Negro and the damage done

Now more than ever, adult companies must respond to the demands of a consumer base increasingly tempted by free porn. I talked with Chatsworth Pictures founders and directors Grip and Cram Johnson, the creative team behind such titles as “Cuckold MILFs,” “Mandinka Parties” and, most recently, “Oh No! There’s A Negro in My Mom 4.”…

2008 in Review: Small studios of the year

As Master Yoda said, happy I was with Pirates 2, but off at me these Japanese Bitches pissed are. Small studios that fully commit to a niche provided some of the fun, funniest, and fappable fare this year. The following are my three favorites. 1. Third World Media It is not possible for you to…

Same time last year: Donkey Punching Barbi Benton Edition

Hugh Hefner hopes the lack of cumshots isn’t disappointing (November 29, 2006) I name-check the Doobie Brothers (November 29, 2005) Pirates makes like Brundlefly (November 28, 2006) I name-check Gary Numan (November 28, 2007) Everybody remembers Donkey Punch! (November 30, 2005) Don’t forget the Pirates 2 contest!

Wittols: Cuckolds without the consequences

Are cuckolds the new milves? The niche in which men watch their spouses get taken – carnally! – by other men is ripe for pornic abuses. The term “cuckold” comes from the Middle English cokewold and refers to a cuckoo hen who lays her eggs in another’s nest. Cuckolding came to encompass both an adulterous…

I am compiled

Now that members of the Porn Writers Guild (West) have been given the greenlight to strike, it comes as extra insult that my brilliant “hilarious and stroke worthy” work in this spring’s Cuckold 2 has been re-released in the compilation Oh No, There’s a Negro in My Wife! I was not given any extra compensation…

Easter MILFs and the Fertile Crescent

“I concentrate on the M in MILF,” said Grip Johnson, reclusive co-director of Chatsworth Pictures’ MILF Meat 6, in an exclusive Easter interview. Each of the women in his movie has physically borne a child and, according to my research, vaginally. As we circle closer to a recognized MILF standard, it is indisputable that the…

MILF Meat 6

Studio: Chatsworth PicturesDirector: Cram & Grip JohnsonCast: Jennifer Dark, Rebecca Steel, Angelica Sin, Tabatha Tucker Portions of this review originally appeared on Fleshbot “Real Moms! Real Tragedy!” is the logline for Chatsworth Pictures’ MILF Meat series, and from the faux-majestic strains of CP’s theme music, a viewer (probably) knows that what he is about to…

Loving the Donkey Punch, hating the Donkey Puncher

I watched Chatsworth Pictures’ Donkey Punch a little while ago, comparing it favorably to Digital Playground’s Control. Both movies more or less prettied up an issue that people who actually indulge in donkey punches or who put Lanny Barbie in a bodybag take seriously. Many people find the donkey punch disgusting and misogynistic. That’s valid.…

“Control” and “Donkey Punch”

One would be wrong, but it would be reasonable to assume that after a long day in the porn mines, my main squeeze and I would ride Go Karts or drink Merlot or something. Fools! Tonight we watched Digital Playground’s Control and Chatsworth Pictures’ Donkey Punch. I don’t usually do compare-and-contrasts (not since seventh grade,…

“Arch Enemies”

Studio: Chatsworth Pictures Director: Cram and Grip Johnson Cast: Sierra Sinn, Brooklyn Night, Michelle Sweet, Deja Daire, Tyla Wynn, Desire Moore, Nicki Hunter, Genesis Skye, Annie Cruz, Macee Morrison, Lilliana Monroe, Celestia Star I don’t understand the foot fetish, so I thought I’d review the foot fetish film Arch Enemies. It is the porn equivalent…