If you’re like me, nothing evokes the holidays better than the slow application of pressure to the windpipe during sex.

5760 some-odd years after the Garden of Eden, G-d finally punishes the snake. “How do you like those apples?” says Yahweh.

You can still bake someone a basket of muffins, pick them up at the airport, give them a girlfriend experience, or die for their sins, but Kimberly Kane has added a new way to be nice in the 21st century

Better the Taylor Swift of porn than the Benjamin “Bibi” Netanyahu of porn.

Conservative estimates say that it takes nearly three weeks to get the New York off of you

“I got things you won’t believe/Name your pleasure I will sell/I can fix your wildest needs/I got heaven and I got hell.”

She was holding forth at the other end of the table about how she was hiding the afikomen in her pussy.

Gentile-passing porn star James Deen has joined most decidedly Chosen girlfriend Joanna Angel on Heeb Magazine’s “Heeb 100.” The list is published annually by the magazine that does for hip Jews what the “Mick” and “Cracker” publications did for the Irish and non-Irish Caucasian communities, respectively. Angel, who herself made the Heeb 100 list in [...]

Assraelis is an added-value porn movie. In addition to being a travelogue for those of us who have not visited Israel it is also a marketing hook that includes angry outcries from clergy, just by virtue of the movie having been shot in Tel Aviv. I’ll try to keep the porn movie separate from the [...]

Perusing various Christmas-flavored titles I was struck by how under-represented The Chosen People are this time of year in the porn world, despite the fact that we own it. There’s Hustler’s Christmas in Memphis, Ninnworx’ Silent Night and, of course, Sin City’s Big Titty Christmas. Luckily, there’s also Tightfit’s Assraelis, which I’m hoping israeli good. [...]