A Sex Poem for the Chosen
Sundown, you better take care/If I see you been shavin’ off your pubic hair
Sundown, you better take care/If I see you been shavin’ off your pubic hair
If you’re like me, nothing evokes the holidays better than the slow application of pressure to the windpipe during sex.
5760 some-odd years after the Garden of Eden, G-d finally punishes the snake. “How do you like those apples?” says Yahweh.
Nudity, like vaginas, has an ephemeral, elastic, and subjective value
You can still bake someone a basket of muffins, pick them up at the airport, give them a girlfriend experience, or die for their sins, but Kimberly Kane has added a new way to be nice in the 21st century
Better the Taylor Swift of porn than the Benjamin “Bibi” Netanyahu of porn.
Granted, Hanukkah is not the most sacred of the Jewish holidays, but when else do we get to see both a menorah and a 2 Live Crew record in such close proximity to Joanna Angel’s nipples?
Conservative estimates say that it takes nearly three weeks to get the New York off of you
“I got things you won’t believe/Name your pleasure I will sell/I can fix your wildest needs/I got heaven and I got hell.”
Your nasal passages will be legendary, Akima Nakamori, even in Hell. But let’s save next year for Jerusalem.
She was holding forth at the other end of the table about how she was hiding the afikomen in her pussy.
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