The 2011 Ropey Volley Awards: Movies of the Year

Each year I recognize the people, movies, and events that made a difference to me in the porn world. These are the 2011 Ropey Volley Awards for Movies of the Year.

Next month, AVN and XBiz will dole out upwards of 500 awards and, while I understand that their business model demands this, I still remember a time when one porn movie (to be fair, it was a 6-hour compilation) would last me five years.

After all, let’s be reasonable; all porn isn’t the same, but it’s not all that different, either. So the following are movies that tell a story beyond the insertion of Tab A into Slot B, and Tab A’s coming all over Slot B’s face. Continue reading The 2011 Ropey Volley Awards: Movies of the Year

Fleshbot Awards enthusiastically opens its bar for porn industry

Of all the memorable quotes generated by the adult business (“You can’t flunk out of porn,” “In space, no one can hear you gape,” “My hart is too big for this business“), non, I think, is more attributable than Jenna Jameson’s famous 2008 farewell, spat from the stage of the AVN Awards, “I will never spread my legs in this industry again.”

But on 11/11/11, I will be in New York for the Fleshbot Awards, and they will open their bar. Continue reading Fleshbot Awards enthusiastically opens its bar for porn industry

“Backdoor to Chyna” renews my hope for the celebrity sex tape

Because I have successfully transcended fitness and exist as a sentient liquid (I come in a sprinkler), I was unaware of the fame of fitness model/WWF character Chyna. But I knew she was famous because her movie is in Vivid’s Celeb line. Unlike a lot of the subjects of sex tapes lately, however, Chyna should be famous. Continue reading “Backdoor to Chyna” renews my hope for the celebrity sex tape