Alliteration Alert: “Teeny Tiny Thai Twigs 2”
Would you go to a summer barbecue with a porn movie and hand it to the host, saying, “Hey, this was pretty good; you should watch it”?
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“You can’t flunk out of porn”
People should give Jimmy a quarter for each time they use “you can’t flunk out of porn” in conversation.
No Sex in the Sherman Room: A six-hour porn odyssey
Every day I spend as America’s Beloved Porn Journalist is not all about irrumatio, nailed deadlines, and speedballs. There are some days that I must go home emptyhanded.
Ronnie James Dio: The Elf that Roared
To love Ronnie James Dio is to be able to love a lot of things that at first may seem irreconcilable. It is the best kind of slippery slope.
XBiz to take over February
XBiz has incorporated a much more manageable video module into its Internet-flavored awards and it has one-upped the FAME Awards fan-favorite model by making it easier for performers to pimp themselves.
Documentary: Porn Valley causing AIDS in Africa
“Hardcore Profits,” a BBC documentary by Tim Samuels, features interviews with Ghanaian men who say that, since they were never taught about sex in school, […]
When condomless porn is illegal or: If You Like Pina Coladas
Like in “The Godfather,” when Clemenza says to Michael that every five, ten years there needs to be a war to clean out the bad […]
Stench of a Woman: Straight for Pay with Arpad Miklos
You are familiar with “Gay for Pay” (G4P), which refers to men who identify as straight that perform in gay-oriented movies. Gay scenes tend to […]
What the L.A. Times teaches us about porn
People who – for whatever reason – are constant readers of adult industry news should not blame the L.A. Times for publishing the umpteenth article […]
Inspectors visit AIM, and porn luminaries discuss testing and condoms
California health inspectors paid a surprise visit to Adult Industry Medical (AIM) today, during a week in which the clinic has been accused by various […]
LFP on HIV
Hustler disputes Los Angeles health officials’ claim that there have been 16 (or 22) additional cases of HIV swept under the rug in the porn […]
Adult supervision required: Performer tests positive for HIV
Rumor, recriminations, and the recurring dread of outside regulation hang over Porn Valley this week after it was learned that a porn performer tested positive […]
Making money at the 2009 XBiz Summer Forum
In the adult world, it is easy to equate “sedate” with “failure,” but the relative calm and low turnout to last week’s XBiz Summer Forum […]
I will not be the Flame or: Is Jennie off the cock a cheap trick?
My thoughts when I heard that Penny Flame was leaving porn turned quickly from abject grief to the belief that it was all a publicity […]
BBW alarmists: lighten up
Something about this week made me long for the rich taste of a Wendy’s Baconator, and I have been passed out atop a pile of […]
Porn publicity stunt of the monthTM: Vivid offers cash to Nadya Suleman
Since I was not there when it happened, I couldn’t see if Steve Hirsch’s tongue was in his cheek or anywhere else when he announced […]
Same time last year: McDLT Edition
Sometimes I look at the things I wrote yesterday, forget about three years ago, and don’t understand them. And it’s probably because each day I […]
Same time last year
Now that I have the World’s Largest Porn Journalism Archive1 I am going to regularly cash in on some gems from the past: Lexington Steele […]
What the Obama presidency means to the adult industry
Hint: Think Milves. As America’s Beloved Porn JournalistTM, I am often asked how Barack Obama’s administration will deal with the adult industry. And I reply […]
The Price of The Price of Pleasure
Somewhere on the campus of the University of Southern California tomorrow (only the elect know), perhaps between 11:15 a.m. – 12:45 p.m. at the Montgomery […]