Ridiculously mismanaged award shows are the comfort food of the porn industry.

If I don’t think a performer is performing with the delight of the audience in mind, it doesn’t make me mis- or otherwise -phobic to say so.

The nuclear option in many porn feuds is the revelation of a performer’s real name, such as what happened this week in spectacular, awful fashion.

This morning America requires me to be in beautiful downtown Burbank. But how can I post my usual musings on rape, bestiality, gaping, milk enemas, triple-fisting, fecal bukkake (I call this fekkake), Cthulhu-tentacle nostrilingus (I call this business as usual), and the sensitive couples’ pornography of Paul Little when Burbank’s terms of use clearly state: [...]

I received an e-mail this morning from a person calling himself (I assume it was a he) “Barock Odrama.” The letter concerned his grievances with Adam & Eve’s production manager, a woman named Meredith Christopher. I like Christopher. She has always been cool to me. But I get along with everybody. While the letter was [...]

…I am definitely one of those people who, based on Diablo Cody sightings around Hollywood (and at the Oscars) didn’t know what to make of her. But I guess others did, and voiced their disapproval. The stripper-turned “Juno” screenwriter wrote a very funny response to her detractors that should be a model for any porn [...]

“Go fuck yourself – at least then only one person will be disappointed.”

I write a monthly He Said/She Said-style review column in XBiz with my ex common-law wife, Joanne Cachapero. We reviewed The Make Up in the February issue and got this reply from director Jason Green: I doubt you will run this, but… In the interest of equal time, After reading the review of my movie [...]