I would be happy to impregnate Lisa Ann for a modest fee so that her next MILF movie is an honest one.
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Andy San Dimas: How I didn’t ruin her career [video]
Andy San Dimas talks about MILF birthrate, sterility, alcoholism, and how my gaffe helped her career
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Pornollaneous 7.29.10
Fuentes is a very nice person, as well as a better dresser than Steven Tyler.
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“The Session”: If you can’t stand the heat, stay out of Anjanette Astoria
It is less a comment on the predictability of porn than the predictability of the American Psychiatric Association that this plot point didn’t surprise me.
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Alexis Golden: For fuck’s sake
“I prefer to run the show. The majority of what I do in porn is all for me … I shoot my own content, manage my own site, produce my own movies and do all my own marketing.”
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Lisa Ann: Back When Boobs Mattered
“When I started,” she said, “there was no such thing as a MILF. That job didn’t exist in porn.”
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“To Catch a Predator XXX – MILFS Get Busted”: So Good I Didn’t Think It Was A Porn Parody
Rosano’s deadpan delivery of Quasar’s very funny script, referencing everything from Ewoks to the Egg Council, is a perfect example of how to be clever and do a porn movie at the same time
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Your fantastic tits don’t make you a college professor, Daphne Rosen
That’s like when I was 2, ate all the fudge, had chocolate all over me, and told my mother the dog had shat on my face.
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Diamond Foxxx gives a little extra, obviously
If Diamond Foxxx is this good in basic administrative tasks, think about the dedication she’d bring to a blowjob.
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“Golden Girls XXX” cougars vow to Bea all they can Bea
New Sensations’ time travel porn featuring gently-used actresses makes sense to me. If that is what the twilight of my life means, I want to go into it from the back
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Anjanette Astoria’s Easter Blessing
I am a big fan of women dressing up as hot elves at Christmas, but somehow this picture that Anjanette Astoria set me, personalized as it is, made me feel that my Easter has been corrupted.
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Drain Your Balls before Supper: “It’s A Mommy Thing! 5″
“Did you know that it’s unhealthy for you not to drain your balls?” asks Sky Taylor. Sadly, her appointment as Surgeon General was stalled.
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What makes a MILF? A new wrinkle
We’ve talked about MILF definitions before, but I forget that my site currently lacks search capabilities, so new readers might not be apprised of the generous dollops of scholarship and opinion longtime readers have provided. There are many definitions of MILF and, while we strive for standardization, we must consider two important variables: Are we [...]
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Tanya Tate’s definition of MILF
Mark my words: Until the world agrees on MILF standards there can be no peace. Consider native Liverpudlian (despite how it sounds, that’s not dirty) Tanya Tate. GP: Ms. Tate, it’s important for me to reconcile as many definitions of MILF that I can before my organization can hope to bring about real change. From [...]
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Anjanette Astoria: I had the time of my life – twice
As much as the importance of words can’t be overstated, the non-verbal communication between Anjanette Astoria and Johnny Castle on the set of “Cougars in Heat” is just as significant in making a good scene. “We really clicked,” Astoria said. “The scene was really strong.” But what were they thinking the moment this picture was [...]
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AJ Bailey: 29 is the new 19
It isn’t true that the bigger porn studios only look for barely-legal talent; Katsuni and Jesse Jane of Digital Playground, jessica drake and Stormy Daniels of Wicked, and Vivid’s AJ Bailey are just a few examples of women in their late 20s (and early 30s) that companies are banking on to defy the porn stereotype [...]
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Slut Wife Training 4
Studio: Dirty DDirector: Dirty DCast: Jenna, Mackenzie, Judy, Carmen, Kim Portions of this review also appeared on Fleshbot I see a title like “Slut Wife Training” and I think, “Ill-starred is the marriage in which the wife must be trained to be a slut.” But no matter. As an anthropologist, I am intrigued by these [...]
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Report: Porn industry making strides in milf compliance, but still unsure about cougars
Porn actress Iphigenia Squirtz enters a long, low warehouse in Canoga Park. Squirtz, 31, is a mother of two and has appeared in three milf scenes in as many days. She is greeted by Rhesus O’Brien, production manager of Turgid Pictures. “Pictures of your kids?” O’Brien asks, not looking up. Squirtz produces several family photos [...]
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Dirty 30′s 8
Studio: PornfidelityDirector: Kelly and Ryan MadisonCast: Brandy Edwards, Hunter Bryce, Brittany O’Connell, Claire Dames, Ryan Madison, Kelly Madison Portions of this review also appeared on Fleshbot Kelly Madison proves you can lust after someone over 30, though trust is still difficult. The five scenes in the Madison couple’s “Dirty 30′s 8″ simply do not have [...]
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Seasoned Players 8
Studio: Tom ByronDirector: Tom ByronCast: Kelly Nichols, Janet Mason, Devon Lee, Vannah Sterling, Lola Martin Tom Byron has been in the adult business so long (almost 30 years) and has appeared in so many movies (more than 2,000) that you’d expect him to be more of a cad in his interviews. Byron, who is pushing [...]
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