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Finding motivation with boobs in the way

February 12, 2008 Gram the Man 1

I complimented Amber Peach on her new haircut, but she said she didn’t like the color, or liked the previous color – red – better. […]

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Richelle Ryan is Pussy Party’s forgotten heroine

November 5, 2007 Gram the Man 1

No one forgot Richelle, of course, but where else can you see a headline like that? Where? I am the finest crafter of headlines in […]

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Pussy Party via The Ass

October 31, 2007 Gram the Man 0

Sometimes writing headlines makes this line of work seem so tawdry, and unequal to the great events taking place in it every day. Like Nicki […]

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Squirting and self-censorship

September 10, 2007 Gram the Man 4

I visited the set of Cousin Stevie’s Pussy Party prior to my vacation and wrote about it for the adult trade magazine XBiz in a […]

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The Famous Vagina of Amber Peach

August 6, 2007 Gram the Man 9

Everywhere I go, I hear about Amber Peach’s vagina. Most recently I was at the Playboy Mansion, and Cousin Stevie asked, “You know who has […]

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Scenes from a Pussy Party

October 24, 2006 Gram the Man 0

Pussy Parties are great fun. Cousin Stevie fluidly manages an operation that would otherwise be like herding cats.

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Pussy Party: Day rate plus anal

January 30, 2006 Gram the Man 3

“Where do we put the toys when they’re dirty?” Erika Kole asked at one point.

“In my ass,” Thomas replied ruefully.

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