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“Seven Minutes in Heaven 3”: What Would Steve Miller Do?

March 11, 2011 Gram the Man 0

What this and other queer porn movies do is suggest that the right attitude needs to be taken into account as a sexual turn-on, and I think that’s great. Even if attitude doesn’t work every time, it’s way more believable than the straight porn trope of the Pizza Guy.

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Jizz, Jiz to be streaming at birthday party orgy

October 26, 2010 Gram the Man 1

Jiz will be the icing on the cake; It is as if the humble Crash Pad will be transformed into the happiest place on Earth, a veritable JizLeeland with just as many cameras.

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“Crash Pad v. 5: The Revolving Door”

November 4, 2009 Gram the Man 1

You ever feel a little creepy watching porn? Well guess what: lesbians think you’re creepy, too.

Two Decades of this Ridiculousness

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