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Cytherea in 2005

Bill Margold’s Cold, Dead Fingers on My Relationship

May 2, 2019 Gram the Man 6

One’s porn CV can be a terrible weapon of mercy.

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Nudes You May Have Missed

March 11, 2012 Gram the Man 4

People don’t need fewer nudes in their Inboxes; they need curated nudes

Brooklyn Lee Gram Ponante

Beyond Stripperdom with Brooklyn Lee [interview]

January 23, 2012 Gram the Man 2

An interview with AVN Best New Starlet winner Brooklyn Lee

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The 2012 Porn Nudity Index: Can It Measure Up?

January 1, 2012 Gram the Man 3

2011’s most enduring porn photos….can 2012 measure up?

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Sunny with a chance of Cytherea [video]

October 6, 2011 Gram the Man 2

I may not be a history expert, but I know one thing: You’re not a Caifornian until Cytherea has squirted in your face.

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MontagFoto 9.12.11—Squirtpaulets

September 12, 2011 Gram the Man 0

Who is the bad angel and who is the good one?

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Your squirting will be legendary—even in Hell

September 8, 2011 Gram the Man 1

“Your suffering will be legendary,” he tells Kirsty Cotton, who steadfastly refuses to be naked throughout the series, “even in Hell.”

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Cytherea: “When I say ‘Fuck Me,’ I Mean It.”

April 6, 2011 Gram the Man 1

Gram speaks with Cytherea about her needs, and how he will never let her down

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Report: Naked women in beds still soft, smell good

January 7, 2011 Gram the Man 1

This morning I woke up to Shayla LaVeaux, Cytherea, and Cheyenne Silver all soft and scented and lolling in the morning sunshine.

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The 2010 Ropey Volley Awards—Pictures of the Year

December 31, 2010 Gram the Man 4

As I’ve been led to understand, pornography is a visual medium.

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“Sunny’s Flying Pink Pig”: Filling Might Be Hot

September 2, 2010 Gram the Man 13

At a time when porn productions are seeking every revenue stream and strategic partnership, McLean has captured the zeitgeist by attaching her movie to one of L.A.’s hottest trends

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No Sex in the Sherman Room: A six-hour porn odyssey

May 21, 2010 Gram the Man 1

Every day I spend as America’s Beloved Porn Journalist is not all about irrumatio, nailed deadlines, and speedballs. There are some days that I must go home emptyhanded.

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Cytherea: A Face from the Ancient Gallery

December 4, 2009 Gram the Man 0

Cytherea, like Babe Ruth, could point to a surface across the room and splatter it with labia-guided girldollops.

Two Decades of this Ridiculousness

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