Plenty of T’n’A on “TNG” or: “Star Trek” porn parody rated NCC17
You say that Worf is brown, and you want a Triple X Ro-down?
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Tim Von Swine: The Last Man Working in Porn
“You don’t need her to like you—This is porn; we’re in the business of helping people jerk off—You just have to find a way to deliver a load to her face.”
You have to be limber in this business
Dana performed a 30 degree spinal concavity in service to a blowbang
Yar’s Revenge: “Star Trek: The Next Generation” gets a porn parody
I knew I was dealing with serious Trekkies when Giles, the British Patrick Stewart lookalike whose business card features the actor dressed as both Jean-Luc Picard and Dr. Xavier from “X-Men,” used the word “canonical.”
The 2010 Ropey Volley Awards—Pictures of the Year
As I’ve been led to understand, pornography is a visual medium.
Artporn elite remember David Aaron Clark with wine, cheese, castration
We would have welcomed his bitching had DAC just been there.
Nate Glass: The Last Man Working in Porn
“Pornhub and Brazzers have done more damage to the porn industry than Traci Lords, John Ashcroft, and Andrea Dworkin combined,” says Nate Glass of Take Down Piracy. “These people are assholes and need to be stopped.”
MontagFoto 9.6.10
I used to work at United Parcel Service, so I was happy to be with Dana and the wall bass.
New on Lifetime: “Superslut ‘n’ Sophie”
I give the porn industry maybe three more weeks until it becomes completely mainstream. That is why I am pursuing basic cable deals, because that’s where the real money is.
Coitus: On the set of “The Big Lebowski” porn parody
The Coen Brothers’ original is a beloved movie that is full of pornish tie-ins already: Now Tom Byron as The Dude will carry a storyline involving stolen porn VHS tapes “that really tied his collection together.”
This Week in Porn Hysteria: The Name Bomb or: When Is Dana DeArmond also Dana DeArmond?
The nuclear option in many porn feuds is the revelation of a performer’s real name, such as what happened this week in spectacular, awful fashion.
Porn Name of the Week: Aileen Ghettman
Today I came across (not literally) Miss Aileen Ghettman, a Score favorite from Marietta, Georgia. There is only one other porn person I’ve met from Marietta, Ashley Jane, and she looked like Miss Ghettman could eat her for lunch.
Dana DeArmond bowls through the pain
DeArmond’s dainty wrists were almost no match for the bowling ball. “But I’m still great at handjobs,” she said.
Today in couples’ porn: “Suck It Bitch”
The movie gives us wholesome alternatives to overused terms of endearment like “You complete me,” “I feel safe with you,” and “Gram, you are my home and I will love you forever.”
Best of 2009 – Bobbi Starr’s classy ‘boe job
“When people found out I played the oboe, they would ask me to play it while sitting on some girl’s face and giving a blowjob,”
Porn’s Most Outrageous Outtakes 4
It’s not always a trainwreck on a porn set, but when it is, Jim Powers knows he can recoup some of his expenses with another edition of “Porn’s Most Outrageous Outtakes.” Enter Tanner Mayes.
Rocco Ravishes L.A.
Studio: Evil AngelDirector: Rocco SiffrediCast: Kristina Rose, Dana DeArmond, Adrianna Nicole, Jamie Elle, Bobbi Starr, Jada Fire, Lexi Love, Kagney Linn Karter, Rocco Siffredi, Marco […]
Everything Butt: The Girls
Kink.com has unveiled its latest website, EverythingButt.com, which each Tuesday and Saturday – you could say they’re anal about it – will feature new stills […]
Erotica L.A. 2009 is the new 2002
Erotica L.A. seemed packed the two days I attended, and that is an encouraging – though qualified – sign for Porn Valley’s most precious resource. […]
Jenny Hendrix’ high-fructose nipples or: Every picture doesn’t necessarily tell a story
The lousiness of this picture, featuring Jenny Hendrix showing off her new boobs to Dana Dearmond and Bobbi Starr, and the latter two squeezing them […]