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Who’s Sovvy Now? Sovereign Syre Is A Boss Bitch

September 25, 2015 Gram the Man 0

Sovereign Syre has some irons in the fyre.

THE TURNING

How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love the Lesbian Apocalypse: “The Turning”

September 25, 2015 Gram the Man 0

A controversial movie that suggests lesbians weren’t born that way.

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Fap 5 Friday: “Box” of “Chocolates” Edition

April 24, 2015 Gram the Man 0

You can’t spell Gump without Um…

Gram’s Dirty Dozen of 2013

December 31, 2013 Gram the Man 2

Gram’s Dirty Dozen of 2013 (powered by Gamelink)

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Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner: “She’s Come Undone”

September 26, 2013 Gram the Man 0

Wouldn’t it be great if a pornographer were brave enough to name her movie after a Guess Who song? Dana Vespoli is that pornographer.

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“Descent”: Dana Vespoli Is Riding on the Down Escalator of Life

September 10, 2013 Gram the Man 0

Mrs. Christie regularly passes into fugues after a home invasion leaves her terribly shaken. Luckily, they are sexy fugues.

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“Forsaken”: The Devil in Ash Hollywood

July 12, 2013 Gram the Man 0

…(Ash Hollywood) is juicy and submissive in this role, ripe for unsettling things to happen to her…

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I Know What Girls Like: “Sex in Venice” with Scarlett Revell

May 14, 2013 Gram the Man 0

“The ones that know, know it really well,” Revell says. “And they know how to be sexy. They know how to walk, how to look at you.”

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MontagFoto 3.25.13—Dana DeArmond and elegant design

March 25, 2013 Gram the Man 1

Do you root for Dana DeArmond? I root for Dana DeArmond.

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Photoplay: Julia Ann And Dani Daniels Think Like You Do

November 16, 2012 Gram the Man 1

Sadly, my copy of Dana Vespoli’s “Older Women, Younger Girls 2” suffered the excesses of my enthusiasm and was rendered unusable. So I had to make up what I thought the beautiful Julia Ann and Dani Daniels were saying in this Saphtastic scene.

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Today in Lesbians: How They Work

July 25, 2012 Gram the Man 4

Like a vampire, I was moving west down Ventura Blvd. when I got it into my head to survey the current state of Porn Lesbians.

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Tribulation-free Tribbing: It was a good day

April 30, 2012 Gram the Man 0

“So, I like my tits; I think they’re nice,” says Sage to Daniels. “But fuck: your tits are insane.”

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Pornsaints deep in the heart of Texas (without the clap)

March 3, 2010 Gram the Man 0

Still, these haloed interpretations of Kylie Ireland, Ava and Mia Rose, and the divine Dana Vespoli just made me transfigure in my pants.

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Dana Vespoli recompiled

December 29, 2007 Gram the Man 0

I think I have seen this scene between Dana Vespolie and Mark Ashley compiled in, like, 10,000 movies. I was talking with someone the other […]

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Dana Vespoli from 2004 – just because

August 23, 2007 Gram the Man 0

I am not the gadabout your cards, letters, and offers of timeshares suggest. I am still prone to say “Who is that?” about someone who […]

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