As both America’s Beloved Porn Journalist and a Costco Executive Member, I am uniquely qualified to write about both the phenomenon of “50 Shades of Grey” versus the heightened reality of “The Truth About O.”.
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“How to Make A Cheap Porno” is funny because it’s true
“I’ve been so selfish with my gift!” says Anthony Rosano, agreeing to fuck Lexi Belle for free.
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“Jaws XXX 3D”: Nice Quint
“Jaws XXX 3D” is at least as good as “Jaws 3D” and better than “Jaws 4.” In fact, “Jaws 4″ made “Jaws 3″ look like “Jaws 2.”
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Submit to be tied: “The Truth About O” [video]
I don’t need to tell you how comfortable and life-affirming it is to sit with scantily-clad women as they giggle, tweet, text, take photos of each other, and shove candy in their mouths.
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“The Teacher 3″: Good Lay, Bad Person
“Teacher 3″ is a great movie for people who like porn with a strong story, even if it casts doubt on America’s schools.
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The 2010 Ropey Volley Awards—Movies of the Year
Because there’s more than one way women can get ropey volleys lobbed across their faces and necks
Today in Porn Valley
Fleshbot to drop loads of appreciation on male performers
Fleshbot will be delivering cards to dozens of male performers who would otherwise only be receiving listless blowjobs from blackjack dealers at the Flamingo.
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Alexis Ford and gloryhole “Improvement”
Jay Ashley’s Sal reminds me of the unkempt line art guy in Alex Comfort’s “The Joy of Sex.”
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John Holmes and a brief history of HIV in the porn industry
It was not from a lack of education on Holmes’ part that he knowingly exposed several partners to the virus by continuing to work post-diagnosis.
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Your Porn Valley HIV Digest
“Make new people have to get tested once a month for three months before they get in,” says Tommy Gunn. “Quarantine the rest of California. I haven’t had civilian sex in years.”
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