It is often years later that I realize how brilliant a photographer I am.

Marland Anderson, also known as the performer Sledge Hammer, died April 13 at age 39.

When pornstresses look back on their adult careers, I wonder if any of them will calculate the amount of time they spent lying naked—but for a pair of high heels—on a porn set waiting for the next scene.

We would have welcomed his bitching had DAC just been there.

“This inhuman place makes human monsters” – Danny Torrance

Of course, the only direction was, in fact, that Coco Velvett take it all in.

In a very real way, all porn is good. But the following titles were better.

DAC also would have enjoyed having his ashes scattered on someone’s face

“I guess because it’s obsessive, casually kinky, giddily dark. Oh, and full of the kind of sex and the kind of women that turn me on, that I happen to think make life worth living. If you’re twisted like that, too, I’m confident you’ll find it fulfilling on multiple levels.”

“Pure” updates the subject matter of 1976′s “In the Realm of the Senses” to contemporary Los Angeles

When Digital Playground adapted Disney’s theme park ride-turned-movie series Pirates of the Caribbean into the Pirates pornos, few thought the adult versions would be so successful. But now that the Pirates of the Caribbean series is over, Digital Playground has set its sites on a comic book adaptation, Crotchmen. “We wanted to go darker,” said [...]

Maybe once every two months I will get a call or an e-mail from someone who has a problem with something I wrote. Either there is a factual error (I am Beloved, not Infallible) or, more often, the humor doesn’t jibe with the sensibilities of a person who might otherwise take money for producing/performing in [...]

Now that I have the World’s Largest Porn Journalism Archive1 I am going to regularly cash in on some gems from the past: Lexington Steele becomes a Buddhist (November 17, 2006) I name-check Sweet (November 17, 2006) I suggest adding an asterisk to the names of Porn Hall of Fame inductees who use performance-enhancing drugs [...]

Studio: Metro Director: David Aaron Clark Cast: Ange Venus, Mr. Marcus, Coco Velvett, Destiny, Lana Violet, Myla Montez, Dick James Trent (Mr. Marcus) wakes up in his own body, uncertain of who he is. He sees only the slick suit, the police badge, and the sidearm. He’s in a bad part of Los Angeles, the [...]