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January 29, 2016 Gram the Man 1

“There’s a difference between a movie that is unwatchable because it is not even slightly sexually stimulating and one featuring characters that have no genitals.”

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November 19, 2009 Gram the Man 2

“So the SaSi would be good for geeky girls with a little patience and sensitive, simmering clitorises?” I said (barely above a whisper, really).

Two Decades of this Ridiculousness

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