PR: Just Once I’d Like To See a Porn Movie about Gluttony
I’m also attracted to Hot Slothful ladies, as their expectations are lower.
Derrick Pierce
Plague Sexts from Porn Stars: Casey Calvert
Casey Calvert provides an excellent debut for this—with luck, brief—series on surviving a lockdown porntastically.
Spit-Roasting with Gigi Allens: Porner’s Almanac 5
I may not want to take part in spit-roasting (on either end), but I will fight to the death for your right to do it
A Man Needs A “Maid To Order” or: A Tree Grows in Belle Noire
These maids more than compensate for their half-assed attention to detail with their whole asses.
Stop Looking At Me, Ashli Orion: It’s Tacky If You’re Supposed To Be in Love with That Other Guy
Hustler enters the Romance Porn market with “True Love Stories,” and that’s great, but I can’t help but wonder if they’re really in love when all Ashli Orion does is look at me.
Porn Don’t Get No More Sacred Than the Creampie
Porn is like that Macarthur Fellowship I just got; you have to show your work.
Missy Martinez: How to Make Your LinkedIn Profile Stand Out
Maybe this is business attire in telenovelas, but Missy Martinez can’t expect anyone to get anything done at the office looking like that.
Couples: Never use “Rape!” as a safeword
Are Sexual How To videos featuring porn stars useful, or are they a porn equivalent of pygmy boobs in National Geographic? A lesson that the world does not revolve around Gram.
These “Expendables” will make you extendable
…So where is our “Rats in a maze, men in a cage” movie extrapolated from that quip in “Tango & Cash” and starring Katsuni in the porn version?
California Adventure: “Oasis”
In the middle of the California desert, beautiful women frolic on sensual furniture. We wonder: Who took the rest of their stuff? But then we think: If they’re happy, we’re happy.
I guess “Womb Raider” would be too on the womb
I may be wrong, but I think women like Angelina Jolie much more than men do; she is devastatingly attractive in that way women like but that men quickly tire of, since there’s no payoff. With Chanel Preston, there is only payoff.
“Pretty Tied Up” is hard—and easy—to beat
This movie delivers exactly what the title promises
No-Guilt Titillation in “Grindhouse XXX”
It was boobs mixed with low expectations that made grindhouse films a cherished bit of Americana.
“Killer Bodies”: Tori Black is an army of one
What do you really know about the professions of thuggery and mind control? Maybe those people naturally have sex all the time.
Fleshbot to drop loads of appreciation on male performers
Fleshbot will be delivering cards to dozens of male performers who would otherwise only be receiving listless blowjobs from blackjack dealers at the Flamingo.
A Real Swinger’s Orgy
Studio: PrivateDirector: Kink.comStarring: Peter Acworth, Princess Donna, Mr. Big, Maestro, Bella Rossi, Sarah Shevon, Sindee Jennings, Annie Cruz, Chery Torn, Catrina Cummings, Lilla Katt, Hollie […]
One Last Ride
Studio: Adam & EveDirector: David LordCast: Bree Olson, Tori Black, Mia Lelani, Jamie Lamore, Ben English, Chris Johnson, Barrett Blade, Derrick Pierce Portions of this […]
The Wicked – Condom-only horror
Studio: WickedDirector: Michael RavenCast: Kaylani Lei, Stormy Daniels, Mikayla Mendez, Annabelle Lee, Jenny Hendrix, Roxy Deville, Scarlett Fay, Sophia Santi, Tori Black, Aaron Wilcoxxx, Barrett […]
The Accidental Hooker
Studio: WickedDirector: Brad ArmstrongCast: Kaylani Lei, Shyla Stylez, Victoria Sin, Mikayla, Devon Lee, Jennifer Dark, Brad Armstrong, Tommy Gunn, Deep Threat, Niko, Barrett Blade, Derrick […]