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Assigning Blame: Is It Jodi Taylor’s Fault These Men Are Pawing Her?

September 9, 2013 Gram the Man 1

A group of black men waltz into Jodi Taylor’s apartment and begins pawing her. Might it be her fault since she chose to move in?

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“Next Friday,” I’m in love: That’s right—I shoved a Cure reference into an interracial porn movie. Why? Because it’s my goddamn site, is why

December 28, 2012 Gram the Man 0

You don’t have to be familiar with the Ice Cube/Chris Tucker source material to enjoy the living shit out of this “Official” parody. You only need to know that Ice Cube and Chris Tucker were in it.

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Tim Von Swine: The Last Man Working in Porn

May 11, 2011 Gram the Man 9

“You don’t need her to like you—This is porn; we’re in the business of helping people jerk off—You just have to find a way to deliver a load to her face.”

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You have to be limber in this business

April 25, 2011 Gram the Man 0

Dana performed a 30 degree spinal concavity in service to a blowbang

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A “Shaft” in which everyone gets exploited equally

February 25, 2011 Gram the Man 5

It was when Shaft sampled Bangkok that I felt the racial divide between us evaporating.

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Her Name Is Chastity, for some reason

December 27, 2010 Gram the Man 6

Chastity Lynn looks like the type of woman one might wreck a hotel room and sell a kidney for, then, in a slim volume of autobiography, write, “it was an intense time in my life.”

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Ass-Cube: the “Friday” parody

July 30, 2010 Gram the Man 0

As a Black Man, I am happy to report that each of the female castmembers is a fine-ass bitch.

Two Decades of this Ridiculousness

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