Once upon a time, when I took art classes and we would have a live model pose for us, I reasoned that if someone was so comfortable with (her) body, then she was probably pretty sexually groovy as well. This turned out to be incorrect in so many cases that it pains me to think [...]

Ninnworx and Woodman Entertainment are having a sales tournament for blessed artifacts from Pierre Woodman’s Xcalibur, which received Best Director and Best Movie honors at this year’s Brussels Erotica awards. Ninnworx is distributing the title in North America. 43rdpresidentoftheunitedstates asks: Grams, where’s Brussels?A: It is in Belgium, which is in Europe. Europe is famous for [...]

According to the latest statistics released by me, 14,000 adult movies come out each week. What distinguishes one from another? Stars are sometimes important, as well as fetishes. But the thing that is the biggest selling factor is the boxcover. I have removed the text that might explain the contents of the movie and replaced [...]

In Butt Blasted Brazilian Babes (No Trannies This Time edition), Mercenary Pictures is taking an unorthodox approach to advertising a movie supposedly about asses: they’re showing very few of them. Of the five women pictured, only the center model is showing actual ass, and then merely 3/4 of it. The woman on the bottom right [...]

While the adult industry has yet to agree on a MILF definition, VCA Labs has attempted to set in place an integral part of the coming MILF infrastructure: a font which debuted on the MILF Country compilation. It, too, has become the object of controversy. “I understand that to be considered a MILF, a woman [...]

It was bound to happen that I would drive someone with whom I’ve shared intimate moments from the porn industry. I met the red-headed Vixen on a shoot last year and neither she nor the company she shot for exists (at least with their assumed names) anymore. It is so hard to find someone who [...]

The asses in Elegant Angel’s Big Wet Asses 11 are so shiny that you’d expect Louis Gossett Jr. to bust Richard Gere for them (insert Mayo-naise joke here). I am not the biggest fan of the non-superficial areas of the ass myself, but these sure clean up well. Previously: Asses – this time they’re big [...]

Now more than ever, America’s porn consumer is craving more drink booze parties in his adult entertainment. Finger pressed firmly to the pulse of an insatiable public (yes, I used that word twice today), Flashpoint Productions has released Spring Break River Rats, a collection of pornographic images relating to rivers. This is an assumption; the [...]

Speaking of Chelsie Rae and Stanley Kubrick movies, Sin City today releases Rae’s directorial debut, I Love Black Dick 3, which is not about Scatman Crothers’ character in The Shining, the telepathic cook Dick Hallorann. Contacted for this story, Hallorann was enthusiastic about the amount of meat in Rae’s film. Previously: Digital Playground offers teaser [...]

JM Productions’ all-girl The Violation of Chelsie Rae tries manfully to recreate A Clockwork Orange, with Kimberly Kane as Alex. Director Jim Powers even uses a Stanley Kubrick-style credits sequence and is faithful to several scenes in its source material. But whereas Alex and the droogs liberate a weepy young devotchka from Billy Boy, Kane [...]

“I concentrate on the M in MILF,” said Grip Johnson, reclusive co-director of Chatsworth Pictures’ MILF Meat 6, in an exclusive Easter interview. Each of the women in his movie has physically borne a child and, according to my research, vaginally. As we circle closer to a recognized MILF standard, it is indisputable that the [...]

Studio: Chatsworth PicturesDirector: Cram & Grip JohnsonCast: Jennifer Dark, Rebecca Steel, Angelica Sin, Tabatha Tucker Portions of this review originally appeared on Fleshbot “Real Moms! Real Tragedy!” is the logline for Chatsworth Pictures’ MILF Meat series, and from the faux-majestic strains of CP’s theme music, a viewer (probably) knows that what he is about to [...]

Sin City’s Pink Paradise 2 was released today in a quiet ceremony. The all-girl movie was directed by Devinn Lane and stars Sammie Rhodes, Roxy Deville, Tiffany Price, Lorena Sanchez, Aubrey Addams, Sativa Rose, Shannon Kelly, Vivian West, Kimberly Kole, Demi Delia, Annette Schwarz, and Trina Michaels. For those of you who might be frightened, [...]

I am a relative newcomer to the world of porn journalism, but I have seen my share of free promotional items, and Metro Fusxion’s gift bag in support of Pat Myne’s X-Rated both conforms to porn swag standards and exceeds them. X-Rated has 15 hardcore scenes in it; seven originals which were shot over the [...]