Jesse Jane: Image
Studio: Digital PlaygroundDirector: Robby D.Cast: Jesse Jane, Alektra Blue, Daisy Marie, Isabella Dior Portions of this review originally appeared on Fleshbot If life has taught […]
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Chavon Taylor in Big Bodacious Knockers 2
People are so easily offended, to the point that I think some people actively seek out things to be offended by. I am not that […]
Assraelis bigger than Jesus
I don’t like to cover non-events – Q. Then Grams, why do you write about porn?A. Shut up. – and anything a publicist will send […]
Dreaming of Snow and Heidi Ho
David Aaron Clark’s Dreaming of Snow, a two-disc compilation of scenes he shot here and there from as far back as 2002, is an excellent […]
No one sucks the joy from my Mika Tan
Like Harry Potter’s dementors, the NinnWorx group has the capacity to make, er, the sexual act seem dismal and bleak, devoid of pleasure and chock […]
Dreaming of Snow
Studio: Ethnicity Films/MetroDirector: David Aaron ClarkCast: Annie Cruz, Brian Surewood, Cris Taliana, Heidi Ho, Kylie Rey, Mila Yung, Mr. Hentai, Mr. Marcus, Kammy, Sabrine Maui, […]
Philippine Teen
The interesting thing about Shag Manila’s Philippine Teen, aside from the feeling that the scenes were shot in Martin Sheen’s hotel room in Apocalypse Now, […]
Mature 20, ancient shark 0
Random pictures appear in my Inbox, and these two arrived simultaneously. It makes me think that nothing is random. That a little thought can provide […]
Drag queens to gather, eat, play bingo
Jim Steel and HIS DVD (the gay division of Hustler) will host Drag Queen Bingo at Hamburger Mary’s in West Hollywood on January 31. Steel […]
A Bitchin’ ‘gine saves Nikki Nine
I hate to reduce the entire porn industry to one leading-edge part of the female anatomy, but what’s more important: accuracy or a pun? Nikki […]
Big Boobs 3: The Hard Way
One of the things people don’t talk about when describing their first experiences with porn is that part of the fascination back then was that […]
Smiles, everyone – smiles!
Now that I live in the bucolic Gram Ponante Towers, Aviary, Helipad, and Lobster Hatchery, the women who come and go from my Porn Supremacist […]
Gaped Crusaders
First Press Release after the AVN Show kudos go to Hustler, whose Gaped Crusaders pokes its head out of the post-Vegas eye sludge like a […]
All About All About Anna
I sat on this review for a while because this 2005 Swedish quasi-porn movie (where the lack of reality comes from the story rather than […]
All About Anna
Studio: Innocent Pictures/Zentropa ProductionsDirector: Jessica NilssonCast: Gry Bay, Mark Stevens, Eileen Daly, Thomas Raft, Morten Shelbech, Thomas Lundy, Ovidie Portions of this review originally appeared […]
Beware of Greeks bearing jizz
Barbed Wire Kiss, the movie that launched my stellar directing career (I put my unmistakeable filmic signature on a scene between Adrianna Nicole and Tee […]
Because I could not wait for MILFs…
Pity the MILF. While you were out boozing it up with all your buddies, getting up to God-knows-what, she was back at home raising your […]
Eroticist Karaoke: Escape from the Valley of the Sluts
Updating this site from an Internet cafe on an island in the Atlantic Ocean does not afford privacy enough to provide the fisting, gaping, and […]
Saving the drippings
It is vaguely inauspicious to end the year with a title like Vouyer Media’s Cum Drippers 9 (I don’t let my ladies drip it; I […]
Boxing Day in Alpha 15
VCA’s Alpha 15: Reform School Girls is the most misunderstood movie of 2006. Let’s revisit Justine Joli, Daisy Layne, Vanessa Lynn, and Hollie Stevens from […]