drake, on loan from Wicked for this movie, doesn’t have to deal with that company’s condom policy

And don’t worry: there’s no Bart, Lisa, or Maggie

Contributor Eddie Adams reviewed Pink Visual’s Interracial Booty Patrol 5, starring “the mammoth-cocked Shane Diesel” (according to Diesel’s contract, he is required to introduce himself that way, even at church). Where Adams was fascinated by the cost-cutting efficiency of the multi-tasking “patrol,” I couldn’t get past the cover, which features a woman wearing an expression [...]

Studio: Pink VisualDirector:Cast: Shane Diesel, Envy, Cherry, Dana by Gram Ponante.com contributor Eddie Adams Citizens On Patrol I have to be honest, when I first saw the title for Pink Visual’s latest foray into porn perambulation, I thought it was needlessly elaborate and indicative of the method by which this country so often turns public [...]

Studio: HustlerDirector:Cast: Priva, Lana Violet, Alec Knight, Joey Brass, Lana Violet, Lily Li, Marco Banderas, Mia Lelani, Sean Michaels, Steve Taylor, Tia Ling Orientation by Gram Ponante.com contributor Eddie Adams The next time you don’t really feel like going to work, tell them you’ve come down with a bad case of Asian Fever. If they [...]

Philosophy major and former AVN editor Eddie Adams contributed a review for VCA’s Deep Inside box set that employed the phrase “dick-railed.” It is a refreshing break from the brunt of my porn reviews that do not use the term “dick-railed.” Check it out here.