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Someone died falling off of Tatum Pierce

June 19, 2009 Gram the Man 4

Reviewing my photographs from last weekend’s Erotica LA I have concluded that Tatum Pierce is a murderess – one of those Victorian spinsters who teach […]

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Noname Jane: The cross and the pentagram

June 16, 2009 Gram the Man 4

It was a pleasure seeing Noname Jane at Erotica L.A. this weekend. I didn’t notice at the time that she was wearing a pentagram, but […]

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Cousin Stevie in a class by himself

June 16, 2009 Gram the Man 1

Here’s Cousin Stevie – of “Family Business” and “Pussy Party” fame – at Erotica L.A. this weekend. He was in the middle of shooting webisodes […]

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Erotica L.A. 2009 is the new 2002

June 14, 2009 Gram the Man 2

Erotica L.A. seemed packed the two days I attended, and that is an encouraging – though qualified – sign for Porn Valley’s most precious resource. […]

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Oral fixations at Erotica LA

June 13, 2009 Gram the Man 0

You know, I just find it odd that they’re both eating lollipops. Does it help them to concentrate? Also, doesn’t the woman on the right […]

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Bobbi Starr even makes trash look good

June 13, 2009 Gram the Man 2

My Best Dressed award for the first night of Erotica LA goes to Bobbi Starr. After the event closed at 11 p.m. she was padding […]

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Erotica L.A. to focus on fellatio, prostitution, military

June 11, 2009 Gram the Man 0

Tomorrow begins the 340th annual Erotica LA at the L.A. Convention Center. When Gaspar de Portola (and his men) stood atop the Santa Monica Mountains […]

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