This Week We Worry about Our Railroads
Sometimes we are worried that it may not be the right idea.
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Porner’s Almanac 6 with Alexis Grace
Both the L.A. River and Alexis Grace’s tits, apparently, are big and wet, is all I’m saying.
The 2012 Models Must Go: “Performers of the Year 2013”
I’m always sad when the new “Performers of the Year” rolls out. Even though Lexi Belle and Asa Akira carried over from “Performers of the Year 2012,” it makes me wonder if Kagney Linn Karter, Kristina Rose, Jayden Jaymes, and Gracie Glam are on a junk heap somewhere being crushed into cubes.
The “Seduction” of Kristina Rose, others
There may be those who disagree with my calling Alexis Texas zaftig, as if I’m trying to call her fat, but I’m not. Zaftig means juicy, goddammit, and Texas is juicy.
The 2011 Ropey Volley Awards: Movies of the Year
Each year I recognize the people, movies, and events that made a difference to me in the porn world. These are the 2011 Ropey Volley Awards for Movies of the Year.
“Portrait of a Call Girl” has a lot to say
“Portrait of A Call Girl” is my favorite porn movie in a long time.
“Bush”: I’m starting to feel vertically integrated
What is it about Elegant Angel’s new “Bush” movie that makes me think of an American Apparel campaign to sell merkins?
Jayden Jaymes: Pleased to unleash you
Jayden Jaymes looks like the type of woman who, in the old country, people got in vendettas about.
Tori Black: You Is My Plumber Now
“Ass-Out-of-Pants is a look perfected by plumbers, of course, but anyone can do it,” says GramPonante.com valet Loup Perch-Tounge. “The idea is to maintain plausible deniability. ‘Has my ass fallen out of my pants? Oh, I see it has.'”
Browneye vs. The Board of Masturbation: “Buttwoman vs. Slutwoman”
“It’s confusing, I know,” said Alexis Texas recently. “But(t) I became Buttwoman, I think, because that’s the first thing people notice about me.”
“Only from behind,” I said.
Drain Your Balls before Supper: “It’s A Mommy Thing! 5”
“Did you know that it’s unhealthy for you not to drain your balls?” asks Sky Taylor. Sadly, her appointment as Surgeon General was stalled.
The Extra-Virgin Ava Rose
I should probably dip my bread in Ava the next time I go to Papa Gino’s.
The Ropey Volley Awards: Gram’s Dirty Dozen of 2009
In a very real way, all porn is good. But the following titles were better.
Right up the middle with Alexis Texas
Alexis Texas proves that moderation is key in all things, particularly in haunch position. Take a look at The KLK, Texas, and Liliane Tiger and […]
Andre Madness: The Last Man Working in Porn
This is a business like any other. It’s what people not working in porn don’t seem to understand about it.
What makes a MILF? A new wrinkle
We’ve talked about MILF definitions before, but I forget that my site currently lacks search capabilities, so new readers might not be apprised of the […]
“Big Wet Asses” aren’t just about the big wet asses anymore
Precision is the enemy of grabbing as many handfuls of hot, greased women as possible.
Big Wet Asses 15
Studio: Elegant Angel Director: William H Cast: Gianna Michaels, Ava Rose, Mia Rose, Julia Ann, Kimberly Kane, Michael Stefano, Manuel Ferrara, James Deen, Mr. Pete […]
No wonder Sasha Grey can’t find her car
It’s because she has no place to put the remote. Unless… Previously: Sasha Grey’s moviesSee also: Elegant Angel
Name that ass
The asses in Elegant Angel’s Big Wet Asses 11 are so shiny that you’d expect Louis Gossett Jr. to bust Richard Gere for them (insert […]