For reasons unexplained aside from the fact that she is impossibly hot and can do whatever crosses her mind, sassy Brit Ashley decides to go to America to find a husband.
“Mork & Mandy”: Once, people would buy anything
Would it have killed them to throw in an Exidor? Yes, probably. But Tyler Faith fills me with Mearth.
PowerGirls!: BritPorn from the Other Side of the Load
“PowerGirls!” is a low-budget and well-intended series that will feel right at home with fans who think the new version of “Dr. Who” is putting on airs.
Kimberly Kane: Rainmaker
Sweetheart of Portland Kimberly Kane channeled a little bit of the Scottish moors when she shot a scene recently with the UK’s Harmony Films, making for a Southern California day that was tinged with mourning, regret, and the faraway bleating of sheep. “Shoot it on her pussy hair, rub it up and down, then stick [...]
Study: Mutual exploitation an evolutionary fact
British scientists did not have to tap Chinese women (but they did) to find that women are more likely to achieve orgasm with wealthy men. This makes sense to me, as I am more inclined to reach orgasm with a wealthy woman. The study is certain to prove controversial, suggesting that women are inherently programmed [...]
Poppy Morgan’s ass in need of repair
Poppy Morgan visits the United States from her native Manchester, England on a work visa for several weeks each year, and I enjoy bumping into her (though not as much, clearly, as Sascha does in the couch-tastic scene from Bustin’ Ass at the bottom of this story). When we see each other she tells me [...]
Sabrina Deep to (be a bukkake) surface in 12 cities
“Sex should be free,” said Sabrina Deep, who last year hosted, both in her home and in her vagina, a 77-man gangbang. This summer Deep will take her philosophy around the world, stopping in 12 cities to be the focal point of bukkakes from London to Berlin to Rome to Vancouver, culminating in a 110-man [...]
Tuesday shocker: Prostitutes don’t actually like you
Britain’s Guardian newspaper printed an “interview with a prostitute” that contradicted what she feels is the empowering feminist myth depicted by the blog Belle du Jour and its spinoff TV show “Secret Diary of a Call Girl”. The 50-ish prostitute says that the recent trend of hookers seeming glamorous is a male invention. The reality [...]
Dreams really do come true at Porn Week
Nikki Jayne is a British lady (we call them “birds”) who tentatively approached Harmony Films, the group that produces Porn Week, saying she would like to be in porn movies. In the same way that we are presumed innocent until proven guilty, we answer Yes to any woman who expresses an interest in appearing naked [...]
Sabrina Deep: Gang bang across the water
Londoner Sabrina Deep will turn 29 on September 11, and her birthday gift to herself will be to be banged by 80 men in eight hours. Since OSHA standards don’t apply in Dickensian workhouse England, I asked if she was going to give herself time to eat. “Yes,” she said, “but at (ten guys an [...]
Brits Mull ISP CP Disclosure Rule
LONDON—Margaret Moran, a Labour MP, has introduced legislation to Parliament that would require ISPs to declare the steps they’ve taken to block access to child pornography on their networks. The bill, submitted under Parliament’s “Ten Minute Rule,” which allows only brief discussion of the issue and is unlikely to effect immediate change, is still of [...]


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