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[PR] Anna Lovato is Straight Outta Bedfordshire

February 4, 2012 Gram the Man 0

The following is a press release reprinted to enlighten non-adult industry readers about how the porn business talks about itself. It was written by an […]

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Paige Ashley: First Class Mail-Order Bride

November 9, 2011 Gram the Man 0

For reasons unexplained aside from the fact that she is impossibly hot and can do whatever crosses her mind, sassy Brit Ashley decides to go to America to find a husband.

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“Mork & Mandy”: Once, people would buy anything

February 12, 2010 Gram the Man 1

Would it have killed them to throw in an Exidor? Yes, probably. But Tyler Faith fills me with Mearth.

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PowerGirls!: BritPorn from the Other Side of the Load

November 28, 2009 Gram the Man 0

“PowerGirls!” is a low-budget and well-intended series that will feel right at home with fans who think the new version of “Dr. Who” is putting on airs.

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Kimberly Kane: Rainmaker

March 31, 2009 Gram the Man 2

Sweetheart of Portland Kimberly Kane channeled a little bit of the Scottish moors when she shot a scene recently with the UK’s Harmony Films, making […]

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Study: Mutual exploitation an evolutionary fact

January 18, 2009 Gram the Man 0

British scientists did not have to tap Chinese women (but they did) to find that women are more likely to achieve orgasm with wealthy men. […]

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Poppy Morgan’s ass in need of repair

September 8, 2008 Gram the Man 2

Poppy Morgan visits the United States from her native Manchester, England on a work visa for several weeks each year, and I enjoy bumping into […]

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Sabrina Deep to (be a bukkake) surface in 12 cities

May 20, 2008 Gram the Man 0

“Sex should be free,” said Sabrina Deep, who last year hosted, both in her home and in her vagina, a 77-man gangbang. This summer Deep […]

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Tuesday shocker: Prostitutes don’t actually like you

December 11, 2007 Gram the Man 0

Britain’s Guardian newspaper printed an “interview with a prostitute” that contradicted what she feels is the empowering feminist myth depicted by the blog Belle du […]

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Dreams really do come true at Porn Week

August 20, 2007 Gram the Man 3

Nikki Jayne is a British lady (we call them “birds”) who tentatively approached Harmony Films, the group that produces Porn Week, saying she would like […]

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Sabrina Deep: Gang bang across the water

August 16, 2007 Gram the Man 1

Londoner Sabrina Deep will turn 29 on September 11, and her birthday gift to herself will be to be banged by 80 men in eight […]

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Brits Mull ISP CP Disclosure Rule

July 26, 2005 Gram the Man 0

LONDON—Margaret Moran, a Labour MP, has introduced legislation to Parliament that would require ISPs to declare the steps they’ve taken to block access to child […]

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