“Orgy at the Villa,” and Sophie Dee’s archival breasts
Private’s “Orgy at the Villa” is exactly what you would expect from debauched Europeans with their five-week vacations and universal healthcare: a multi-ethnic joyride of […]
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Ellen Barkin is half my age or: My penis is a chainsaw
To draw your precious attention to the value-added Reviews section of the Gram Ponante Family of Websites, here is a quick digest of movies I’ve […]
Hosing down the couch: One Night Stand
I was very impressed with Viv Thomas’ One Night Stand, simply because it was brave enough to portray Eastern Europeans as they really are: sexually […]
The Remains of the Pussy, or Cuntum of Phallus
As part of my relentless crusade for justice, I submit to you the boxcover of Viv Thomas’ Pussies on View 2. Notice anything specifically not […]
Brandon Iron says we are all Hungarian hookers
Dear Readers, Unless you are employed by New York Law School, it is probably illegal to look at this site from work. The thrill and […]
Viv Thomas is neither about the screaming and bellowing and swearing, nor the hairy bobbing man-arse
Viv Thomas, 60, is a globetrotting European pornographer whose models are sophisticated but eager, long-limbed but fleshy in the right places, polyamorous and polyglottal. He […]
When adultery isn’t exciting
You know that their hearts aren’t in it when they kiss in that lip-smacking way. If you were a baby and someone kissed you on […]
Jagermeister in porn, XXVIth in a series, or: Dollar shots
Where American porn tends to use the sound of lawnmowers outside the filming location as a prop, the Europeans (in this case, Cindy Dollar in […]
Swiss offer no resistance
Must be the cheese. (Thanks to Mchael Brandvold of porn emporium Gamelink for forwarding the picture. See a larger version here.) Previously: It’s what’s for […]
It’s what’s for dinner
Naturally, I thought Cum on Her Chops was about marination innovations for certain cuts of beef. Turns out it is a two-year-old European movie* just […]
Slam It in a Slut – from Its perspective
Because I am the last king of Scotland, I have an appreciation for the perspective of Gazzman, that country’s only porn director. Here are some […]
Sex workers gather in Poland
An international group of sex workers attended the recently-concluded 18th International Conference on the Reduction of Drug Related Harm in Warsaw. Below is the group’s […]
Hungary on Bush presidency: "We’ve got that beat"
As you know, it is impossible for something to be sexually attractive until it turns 18. The lone exception is this Jagermeister dispenser here in […]