The Porn Valley Mail & Load: March 12, 2021
How the porn industry is selling itself this week.
feet
Finally, A “Foot Prints” That Isn’t That Goddamned Inspirational Poster
“Then why was there only one set of footprints?”
“Because I was fucking you.”
Montagfoto 8.6.12—Why Feet Matter
Pedal Verisimilitude or not, Lawrence still managed to get into the parts of Micah Moore that made real sense to me.
“Foot Fetish Sluts” make you wait for the other shoe to drop
Bruce was a vile fellow who
Kept for a wife his left shoe
He’d slowly unlace her
Then wildly debase her
And then stomp around in his goo.
“Party of Feet 3”: This little piggy had Alexis Texas
Not that David Lee Roth would be invited, but you’ll get some leg tonight for sure. Tell us how you do.
MontagFoto 7.19.10
Was Alexis Texas sad that I didn’t talk about her ass or boobs? If so, she didn’t let on, and hid her big round tears.
Madison Scott: Size 5
Here is Madison Scott on the set of XPlay’s Not Married With Children XXX. Neither she nor Brad Hardy, who is rooting her to her […]
2008 in Review: Books about Sex with Strings Attached
No tampon or puppet-fucking jokes, please As you can tell from my lack of command of basic English grammar, I don’t read much. And when […]
Covers of the week: The prehensile ass of Kiki Vidis
According to the Department of Invented Statistics, 98 percent of porn titles are bought on the basis of cover art alone (that’s why the designer […]
When adultery isn’t exciting
You know that their hearts aren’t in it when they kiss in that lip-smacking way. If you were a baby and someone kissed you on […]
Ed Fox: No mean feet
Photographer Ed Fox (whose picture of the newly-minted Noname Jane debuted on this site a week ago) is displaying his work for Garage Magazine at […]
The Voluptuous Feet of Ed Fox (and Jenna Presley)
I have never before thought of feet as voluptuous, or that they could be. Now I will require it.
Nacho Vidal Fucks Them All – for Valentine’s Day
Nacho Vidal really does fuck them all. In fact, I’m surprised that this 2-disc set from Digital Sin is limited to bipedal women. For about […]
The sacred semiotics of the stigmafoot
The SiFeet Pussy Foot, a replica of a size-6 female right (or left) foot, is marketed with the attached image, depicting a pair of bound […]
(Pop) Shot in the foot
Last week I watched a movie that wasn’t necessarily a foot fetish movie in which Katja Kassin nevertheless jerked off her partner with her feet. […]
Report: Despite hoopla, Gram not looking at the feet
“Other foot fetish sites are so goddamn pedestrian,” they did not say.