Anikka Albrite: Hotwife with A Hose
In Calabasas with the pumpkilicious Anikka Albrite and my past.
flower tucci
MontagFoto 11.19.12—Sasha Grey considers the possibilities
I don’t think something horrible in Flower Tucci’s vagina made Sasha Grey leave porn.
“Cleaning up the girls”: Elegant Angel’s elegant boxcovers
Porn boxcovers, according to the Journal of Fabricated Statistics, account for 87 percent of the reason people buy a particular DVD. Gram Ponante talks with the team behind Elegant Angel’s elegant boxcovers.
MontagFoto 8.20.12—It’s Always Hot Here
“This shit just wouldn’t be possible in Bogue Chitto.”
MontagFoto 4.25.11—Save Porn Star Karaoke Edition
Porn Star Karaoke is an ancient and venerable tradition that must be preserved
Montagfoto 1.17.11
Between my babbling and Flower saying “I smell oranges!” this video is 15 seconds of pure goddamn gold.
The 2010 Ropey Volley Awards—Pictures of the Year
As I’ve been led to understand, pornography is a visual medium.
I Was There: A Short History of the Greatest Photograph Ever Taken
“Thank you everyone,” I said, wiping away a tear (oh god i hope it was a tear). “I think we made history this morning.”
Not-so-secret porn societies: the XRCO
“I believe that only people who have been in the biz a long, long time have survived because they recognize and acknowledge the humor of it,”
Porn Name of the Week: Aileen Ghettman
Today I came across (not literally) Miss Aileen Ghettman, a Score favorite from Marietta, Georgia. There is only one other porn person I’ve met from Marietta, Ashley Jane, and she looked like Miss Ghettman could eat her for lunch.
Neither rain, nor snow, nor Flower Tucci squirting all over Sasha Grey’s face
As you may know, my older brother, Wilson Ponante, was recently involved in a motor crash of such devastation that we wondered if he would […]
God, give me the serenity to accept Asseaters Unanimous
I don’t know why it’s important for me to tell you, people that I don’t even know, that the benefit of eating ass – even […]
Baby Got Backathon: Porn Star Karaoke turns five
Porn Star Karaoke remains the best thing to do anywhere near a Von’s supermarket anywhere in Southern California, and tonight is the fifth anniversary of […]
Flower Tucci: After the outing
Flower Tucci reclines in a pool of her own and others’ natural spendings in a scene from The Violation of Flower Tucci. She has appeared […]
XRCO from the outside in
I have been at the U.N. Conference on Porn, Sex Work, Erotica, and General Waywardness in Trieste this weekend so I did not have the […]
Today in porn pools
Now that it’s a frigid 67 degrees in Porn Valley, let’s take a look at some home swimming pools and how they figure into this […]
You Be the Judge: Squirting or Urinating?
Of the debates that occasionally tear Porn Valley asunder, there is none so divisive as what constitutes squirting and what is peeing. And if there […]
Pussy Party via The Ass
Sometimes writing headlines makes this line of work seem so tawdry, and unequal to the great events taking place in it every day. Like Nicki […]
Wicked good hors d’ouevres
Wicked does not throw many parties, and I have never attended a Wicked event in the entirety of the three weeks I’ve been involved with […]