Thanks all the same, but around here we eat turducken
Just wanted to let you know that it hasn’t all gone to Hell in a Handbasket here in Porn Valley.
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“Here Cums the President”: POTUS Interruptus*
This movie suggests that presidents George Washington, Franklin Roosevelt, John F. Kennedy, Lyndon B. Johnson, Richard Nixon, and Bill Clinton were unfaithful to their wives.
“Flying Pink Pig”: Holy Spirit Comes in Sunny Lane’s Eye
one can’t look at the twinkle in Sunny Lane’s eye on the set of Erica McLean’s food-truck porn “The Flying Pink Pig” and not be powerfully reminded of a visit from the Holy Spirit. Wait—one can?
“Sunny’s Flying Pink Pig”: Filling Might Be Hot
At a time when porn productions are seeking every revenue stream and strategic partnership, McLean has captured the zeitgeist by attaching her movie to one of L.A.’s hottest trends
Beating the June Gloom with XBiz in Las Vegas
Will fans, performers, and exhibitors who haven’t been going to Erotica L.A. show up in Vegas for the XFanz Expo instead?
Kirsten Price: All things in moderation
I drink hot chocolate with all kinds of liquor in it and coffee with Bailey’s and Frangelico and vanilla vodka and nothing low-calorie.
Tina Tyler ready for the old In-N-Out
Tina Tyler, who left Porn Valley in April to begin treatment for cancer in Montreal (the herb-friendly Canadian started her treatment on 4/20), thinks the […]
Sophie Dee is not going back to Llanelli or: A Tale of two chippies
I’ve always thought Sophie Dee was a little witchy, probably because of her entrancing eyes and the fact that I feel like I’m erecting a henge whenever I talk with her.
Jayden Jaymes: Holy guacamole
Muffia.com’s parody “Star Trix” (see the review here) features Jayden Jaymes’ uncanny interpretation of the delicious California avocado. Porn Valley-adjacent Fallbrook, California is known as […]
Eating out your way across Porn Valley
Porn Valley is a cornucopia of tastes and smells, almost all water-based and pthalate-free. But what does the America’s Beloved Porn Journalist on a Budget […]
Teagan on pizza, being nice to strippers
“I know better than to piss off the house girls,” said Teagan Presley. Since her semi-retirement from performing on camera, Teagan keeps in shape by […]
Joanna Angel tackles boobs
There are a lot of things people are shy of talking about in today’s porn industry: drug use, sexual harrassment, malfeasant distribution deals. Now Joanna […]
Pornic Voices: Roy Karch
“Who am I, Danny Sugarman? Fucking In-n-Out on the corner of Orange.”
Kiwi vegans missing out on all the good men
People concerned with this sort of thing In New Zealand report that there is an increase in “vegansexuals”, people who choose not to have sex […]