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Porn Valley Fluid Exchange Moratorium Lifts Friday

September 17, 2013 Gram the Man 0

Squatting to ring the ceremonial gong in the northern men’s room of the Lamplighter Restaurant in Chatsworth, Porn Valley Mayor Loup Perch-Tounge announced the lifting […]

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[PR] Adult industry hopes consumers will help overturn Measure B on Tax Day

April 9, 2013 Gram the Man 0

Porn Valley is turning to many of the same people who voted for Measure B—hoodwinked porn watchers—to raise money to overturn it on a special Tax Day Pornathon.

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Blowjobs: Thing with Balloons Confuses, Momentarily Engages AEE Attendees [video]

February 1, 2013 Gram the Man 3

Gram Ponante explains the balloon fetish like you’re some kind of idiot

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The Jizzful Cliff: Lawyers file suit against Measure B

January 15, 2013 Gram the Man 0

Fear-based and founded on a high-concept lie (that the porn industry both encourages STDs and fails to treat them), the well-funded Yes on Measure B campaign passed—in my opinion—based solely on voter ignorance.

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Eying Jizzful Cliff, Porn Lawyers Plan Suit Against L.A. County

December 11, 2012 Gram the Man 0

My belief is that voters, had they actually thought about the real effects of the law (and the lack of harm defeating it represented), would not have passed it. Indeed, major L.A. media outlets—including the L.A. Times—urged voters to reject Measure B.

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