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Kane Sugar

It turns out the best porn parody wasn’t even funny, that Tori Black talks in a nice, low register when you’re fucking her in the ass, and that Phoenix Marie and Andi Anderson re-enacted a scene from “Bull Durham” in this week’s reviews. Be the first to tell me the song that was playing in the background of that scene in “Bull Durham” and I will send you my copy of “Only the Best of Breasts.” Previously on Porn Valley

“Orgy at the Villa,” and Sophie Dee’s archival breasts

Private’s “Orgy at the Villa” is exactly what you would expect from debauched Europeans with their five-week vacations and universal healthcare: a multi-ethnic joyride of divorced coiuples who still have sex with their exes, free-flowing liquor, untraceable accents, and women traded like currency over open borders. It has nothing to do with Silvio Berlusconi, but you can think so if you want. When we think of villas, we think of historical artifacts. These, too (or these two) are on display