Boxcover of the Week: I think you know already, Arial Rose
“Teach me to be a nasty girl!” reads the pink-stroked text. Not only is she topless and pulling her panties down, but the font is pink-stroked!
“Teach me to be a nasty girl!” reads the pink-stroked text. Not only is she topless and pulling her panties down, but the font is pink-stroked!
I kept expecting Gordon Lightfoot to show up and accept an award for “The Anal Wreckage of Edmund Fitzgerald by Jiz Lee Wearing a Strap-on.”
“I’m not sure about the ethics, but if they ask me to direct my ‘This Ain’t The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald’ script and they pay on time, well…”
“Thank you everyone,” I said, wiping away a tear (oh god i hope it was a tear). “I think we made history this morning.”
“I had to diversify my portfolio,” Myers said, “and that had to include at least partial ownership of the projects I put together.”
I understand “Awards,” of course, but the words “Feminists” and “Porn” are rarely seen in the same sentence unless there’s a “sure do hate” between them.
Sundown, you better take care, if I find you been uploading pirated content to those tube sites, there
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