“Teach me to be a nasty girl!” reads the pink-stroked text. Not only is she topless and pulling her panties down, but the font is pink-stroked!
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Feminist Porn Awards 2011: Because Porn Is About Women
I kept expecting Gordon Lightfoot to show up and accept an award for “The Anal Wreckage of Edmund Fitzgerald by Jiz Lee Wearing a Strap-on.”
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AIDS Healthcare teams with Stuart Lawley for “Not Yogi Bear dot-XXX”
“I’m not sure about the ethics, but if they ask me to direct my ‘This Ain’t The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald’ script and they pay on time, well…”
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I Was There: A Short History of the Greatest Photograph Ever Taken
“Thank you everyone,” I said, wiping away a tear (oh god i hope it was a tear). “I think we made history this morning.”
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Lee Roy Myers: The Last Man Working in Porn
“I had to diversify my portfolio,” Myers said, “and that had to include at least partial ownership of the projects I put together.”
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Feminist Porn Awards return to Toronto
I understand “Awards,” of course, but the words “Feminists” and “Porn” are rarely seen in the same sentence unless there’s a “sure do hate” between them.
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Pink Visual sues tubes, charges Canadians with vag overfishing
Sundown, you better take care, if I find you been uploading pirated content to those tube sites, there
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Brandon Iron says we are all Hungarian hookers
Dear Readers, Unless you are employed by New York Law School, it is probably illegal to look at this site from work. The thrill and danger of possibly catching a glimpse of a disaffected Hungarian hooker with a cold sore is more than likely too much to reconcile to your job description. It is only [...]
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Gram did not slip away on you
As you know, in addition to being America’s Beloved Porn Journalist I am the Western Hemisphere’s foremost Gordon Lightfoot biographer. Only China’s Xiao Pang “Rainy Day Panda” Pei is ahead of me in Lightfoot research on the world stage, but his books are often suppressed. In any case, I have been approached by publishers to [...]
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