I Was There: A Short History of the Greatest Photograph Ever Taken
“Thank you everyone,” I said, wiping away a tear (oh god i hope it was a tear). “I think we made history this morning.”
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Pornollaneous 9.16.10
“That is the stupidest thing I think I’ve ever read.”
Lolly “Schoolhouse” Badcock: Get your adverbs here
Suppose you’re going nut-gathering. Your buddy wants to know where and when. Use an adverb and tell him.
Scenes from the class struggle of “Evil Elegance”
“I feel that in this film we were tasteful in our depiction of buggery, fish-hooking, gagging and gang banging.“
Today in couples’ porn: “Suck It Bitch”
The movie gives us wholesome alternatives to overused terms of endearment like “You complete me,” “I feel safe with you,” and “Gram, you are my home and I will love you forever.”
(W)hole Lotta Aletta
Aletta Ocean has a body that says “Hungary is open for business.” The casual observer asks: why not fuck her until I disappear?
Tori Black goes down to London
Long ago, life was clean/Sex was bad and obscene/Victoria was my queen
Best of 2009 – Bobbi Starr’s classy ‘boe job
“When people found out I played the oboe, they would ask me to play it while sitting on some girl’s face and giving a blowjob,”
California living with Riley Evans
Now and then I get tired of the constant sunshine and blunted affect of California. I worry that my retirement will be marred by landslides […]
Kimberly Kane: Rainmaker
Sweetheart of Portland Kimberly Kane channeled a little bit of the Scottish moors when she shot a scene recently with the UK’s Harmony Films, making […]
Pornic Voices: Simply Jimmy D
James DiGiorgio is one of those guys who has been working in Porn Valley for so long that nothing surprises him. I haven’t seen him […]
2008 in Review: Small studios of the year
As Master Yoda said, happy I was with Pirates 2, but off at me these Japanese Bitches pissed are. Small studios that fully commit to […]
Everyone to be the same at 2009 Adult Entertainment Expo
Used to be you’d know a porn performer by his tiny head or by the way she’d reflexively cringe when you approached her, but no […]
Poppy Morgan’s ass in need of repair
Poppy Morgan visits the United States from her native Manchester, England on a work visa for several weeks each year, and I enjoy bumping into […]
Upstairs/Downstairs with Tatiana Kush and Nicki Hunter (and these dudes)
In a gated community among rolling hills to the west of Porn Valley lies Bell Canyon. Just weeks ago I went to a barbecue down […]
The Prime of Miss Jean Jacobs or: Would I lie to you, Honey? or: De Jean Vu
The reason that there is no Oscar presented for Best New Starlet is because novelty is not as important in Hollywood as it is in […]
Dreams really do come true at Porn Week
Nikki Jayne is a British lady (we call them “birds”) who tentatively approached Harmony Films, the group that produces Porn Week, saying she would like […]