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CatalystCon: In the room with sex workers and elephants

September 19, 2012 Gram the Man 4

…the inaugural CatalystCon in Long Beach was a refreshing, well-organized, and thought-provoking event filled with challenging ideas that didn’t shy away from difficult topics.

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Same time last year: Lying naked on the floor edition

February 6, 2009 Gram the Man 0

Notable events this week: Whatever your thoughts on Octo-Mom Nadya Suleman, I was struck by how much she sounded like certain porn performers I know […]

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Penthouse pets shout at Devil, Letterman

June 24, 2008 Gram the Man 1

Penthouse Pets Lux Kassidy, Melissa Jacobs, and the delightful Heather Vandeven tonight will join a reconstituted and perhaps even artificially resuscitated Motley Crue on “The […]

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Interpreting the AVN Nominations – A Primer

November 27, 2007 Gram the Man 1

If one were to download the PDF version of this year’s AVN nominations in 120 categories it would result in a document 58 pages long. […]

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Rhino to get Ninn skin

July 27, 2007 Gram the Man 0

Director Michale Ninn and NinnWorx have been contracted to art up the 34 worldwide locations of the Spearmint Rhino peeler chain, and the studio will […]

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An awkward conversation with Heather Vandeven about her rubberized vagina

June 22, 2007 Gram the Man 0

Last night at the Babes & Aces poker tournament in Inglewood-by-the-Sea, I talked with Penthouse/Ninnworx moonlighter Heather Vandeven about the Topco replica of her ladypartsTM. […]

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