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Japanese cartoons teach us to fuck the shame away

August 21, 2012 Gram the Man 2

These fragments would tell us a lot about Japanese culture if we were the type to believe that a culture’s pornography is any indication of that culture’s values.

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“Grimy’s Tales”: Is it bestiality if it’s a cartoon frog?

October 6, 2010 Gram the Man 1

Snow White’s Evil Queen mounts her cat, Sleeping Beauty’s mom is fucked by a frog, and the baby Sleeping Beauty does something that would very likely get this site closed down if I posted the picture.

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Japanese debut money shot technology, redefine porn “past the teeth”

September 16, 2010 Gram the Man 4

The money shot might exemplify male hatred, female submission, a wholesome bath, the establishment of territory, or proof that the guy didn’t spill his seed before work, depending on whose scholarly extract you read.

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Japanese porn awards honor Kirara Asuka, prayer

April 15, 2009 Gram the Man 1

Anyone who has ever attended an adult awards show knows that there is no possible way for them to be improved. When one looks up […]

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Same time last year: Least Likely to be a MILF Edition

January 23, 2009 Gram the Man 2

Maybe once every two months I will get a call or an e-mail from someone who has a problem with something I wrote. Either there […]

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Today in ejaculating plants

November 3, 2008 Gram the Man 0

“I’ve never come so much before,” muses one of the castaways in the animated porn Pleasure Island. “My cock just kept pumping and pumping it […]

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Daikichi Amano: One Froggy Evening

August 19, 2008 Gram the Man 0

or: Froggy Went a’ Courtin’ in Your Vagina Here in George W. Bush’s Judaeo-Christian America, we think of frogs as the stars of Number Two […]

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Mini-review: The Night When Evil Falls vol. 1

January 23, 2008 Gram the Man 0

Studio: Adult Source MediaDirector: No ideaCast: No idea “A vulgar sacrifice to help heal Master Gilva who was wounded in the magic world!” I would […]

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What I learned from hentai (first in a series)

January 23, 2008 Gram the Man 2

Rape is OK if the rapist is a goblin. Note to self: Get more tentacles. When tentacles are unavailable, use snakes. Explain everything as it […]

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Health care options: Naked nurse with statue of pig

November 26, 2007 Gram the Man 1

Night Shift Nurses is the longest running hentai series in Japan. “Experiment 1” involves a man who wakes in a research hospital attended by a […]

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