If your vagina were Christmas, I would ruin it.
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Father Nog spotted over Chatsworth
“Droppin’ Nog!” cries Father Nog as he passes over the Archstone Apartments in Chatsworth, pulling a train of former contract stars and FOXE Awards presenters.
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Happy Easter or: Don’t cross Mika Tan
Mika Tan and director Ernest Greene take a break from the filming of The Perfect Secretary 2: Training Day. Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Sophia Lynn hides her light under a bushel; Indiana Jones and the Pussycat Preacher; No Easter for Alix Lakehurst See also: Adam & Eve, Mika Tan
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Gram’s Christmas Miracle
“You could say this splurge is a result of a negro’s splooge,” I said to the Zacatecan migrant worker who lashed the 12-ft. spruce to my Hummer 3. He smiled mysteriously.
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Jenny Hendrix: The Porn Actor’s Nightmare
“When I was in high school I’d always have that dream where I was naked in front of people,” Jenny Hendrix said. I had to make sure of something. “But was it a nightmare?” I said. “Yes, it was totally a nightmare,” she said. I caught up with the 105-lb. Hendrix easily, because she had [...]
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