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Darcie Dolce Has A Brand New Key

March 3, 2016 Gram the Man 0

I love pets. Especially Pets of the Month.

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Hef Saves Hollywood; But Who Will Save the Lamplighter’s Monte Cristo?

April 28, 2010 Gram the Man 0

If the Hollywood sign is to other-side-of-the-hill Los Angeles as the Eiffel Tower is to Paris, what is the symbol of Porn Valley? Would you donate money for the Lamplighter to be saved?

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Scenes from the class struggle in Playboy’s Penthouse

November 29, 2006 Gram the Man 2

The letter from Playboy’s Home Entertainment Division that accompanied my copy of the three-DVD set Playboy After Dark read: “Grammy! Here is your sophisticated entertainment. […]

What a long strange FIP it’s been

July 20, 2002 Gram the Man 1

My first story about the adult industry left a few things out.

Two Decades of this Ridiculousness

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